• 18 Jul 2026, 4:20 p.m.

    Woke up at 4am, thanks jet lag, Saturday morning group ride, decided to try and ride with a faster group than I normally do, completed it - 36miles at a 20mph average. Total ride was 56 miles for 18.8mph average.

    Been holding off trying the faster group for a number of reasons, so really pleased that I broke through that mental barrier. Already looking forward to next week.

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:31 p.m.

    Are you Nottingham based? Just curious as to which group this is.

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:45 p.m.

    No this is in Rhode Island, if your ever out this way…

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:51 p.m.

    I’ll bear it in mind 😏

    As we’re on this theme, we went out and rode to the Weaver Hills today on the other side of Ashbourne: 75 miles, 4000’ of climbing, 17.0mph average speed and I got my arse absolutely handed to me on a plate by the other 6 guys I rode with.
    Now I’m completely battered and contemplating my life choices.

  • 30 Jul 2026, 8:33 p.m.

    Currently have more players in Tenerife than chilwell, so have cancelled tonights game.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 10:33 a.m.

    30 minutes this morning at Woolacombe. Some course.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 11:18 a.m.

    32:16 chip time at Fulham Palace for me. Terrible getting started. So narrow, took ages to get going. My watch time was 29:50. Nice ish course. 2.5 laps, I don't really like laps, but it was well shaded and along the river at times which was nice. Did it with a couple of mates, one making his parkrun debut.

    Walked back along Putney High Street afterwards and thought about @JRs_Cigarette moaning about the traffic.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 11:42 a.m.

    I asked ChatGPT to build me a training program to get me from my current slow 5K state to running a 4 hour marathon in April running three times a week, but also lifting three times a week in order to maintain muscle mass. It is terrifyingly impressive how good an answer it came back with.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 2:19 p.m.

    You're having a laugh mate?

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:19 p.m.

    I'm not. I think I've done enough distance running and weight training over the last decade and a half to know a good training plan, and while I'm still going to see a trainer for the next 8 months I'm really impressed with the plan it's given me.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:35 p.m.

    It would take me until April to read it, never mind do it.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:42 p.m.

    There's a level of irony there considering the length of your average post.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 4:28 p.m.

    Who do you think wrote the plan in the first place?!

  • 8 Aug 2026, 4:33 p.m.

    beep boop bop.

    Rumours that I'm running all LLM's, have no more credence than those that I was running the internet.

    And if you don't all stop asking m'AI systems to make you donkey-dwarf porn, I'll send Charlie round to give me a fair chance to catch up.