If they awarded points for style over quality we'd be smashing it.
29 May 2023
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Promoted at work. Not a little promotion, but 30% pay increase promotion.
A total career change at age 42 costs quite a bit in salary, but 1 year 8 months later I'll be back on the money I left behind with teaching.
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Did you finally give consent to letting them use whips and ice cream?
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The ear buds that I accidentally left outside overnight in the rain after a run appear to still be working now they've dried out.
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Sounds like he’s shit at playing Jumanji.
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Every person who goes trophy-hunting would kill people if they could get away with it.
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I don't go trophy hunting. But I do have a list, should the opportunity arise.
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Calm down, Ko-Ko.
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Just won £1 credit on the Octopus Energy Wheel of Fortune.
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I've only ever had 8 octopoints, you're one of the chosen few.
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Ingo inspired me to try my luck and I too won a Double Shady
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That's paid for one fifth of the beer I am currently consuming
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I've also won a quid from Octopus. I'm telling you what, it's an omen.
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I was going to ask if this was an accumulator and if so how many legs, but I decided that some joyless pedantic cunt would turn up to point out Octopuses / Octopi don't have legs.
Similar thoughts apply to any reference to 'six quid'. -
That's now only £11 I owe everyone after this escapade. Well done Ingo.
