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What's annoying me today

tricky
2 May 2023
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    istklaus
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    12 May 2026, 10:01 p.m. 12 May 2026, 10:01 p.m.
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    When I was at school we had a teacher who was an ex-military man. He was very fond of bellowing ‘you miserable blackguards’ across the playing fields.

    He also holds the record for number of actual swear words with one breath in my hearing when he was having trouble with the clutch on the school minibus (thus proving that his vocabulary of swear words went way beyond the one he used on normal school days).

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    Russ
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    12 May 2026, 10:07 p.m. 12 May 2026, 10:07 p.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    Said this before, but mrs charlie insists that the word cunt is used as a positive term of endearment. Our daughters in law were shocked at first, as have been several mostly teenage Forest fans sitting close to us in the PT stand. A while back she made the whole family shout Cunt! at the top of a hill in the Lake District. It was The Old Man of Coniston. True story.

    The ex Mrs Russ holds a similar view, namely that just as the gay community took back the word queer so women can and should take back cunt.

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    tricky
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    12 May 2026, 10:37 p.m. 12 May 2026, 10:37 p.m.
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    I think of cunt as more of an (semi) intimate term of endearment.

    I'm more likely to call someone a prick as a pejorative. You pricks.

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    BrettWilliams
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    12 May 2026, 10:43 p.m. 12 May 2026, 10:43 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    Not a lot of love for bastard here which is a shame, it's fallen out of favour a bit everywhere these days. It has more class, the thinking man's swear word insult.

    Enjoy...

    youtu.be/tE8d-uGmIWk?si=SrE4oanEsubk244L

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    JimShady
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    12 May 2026, 10:43 p.m. 12 May 2026, 10:43 p.m.
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    Southampton beating Boro

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    tricky
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    12 May 2026, 11:03 p.m. 12 May 2026, 11:03 p.m.
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    It's sad for Steve Gibson, who is an owner who has run his club with integrity and honour.

    No place for that in modern football.

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    Jake
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    12 May 2026, 11:11 p.m. 12 May 2026, 11:11 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    The ex Mrs Russ holds a similar view, namely that just as the gay community took back the word queer so women can and should take back cunt.

    I quite like the term "knob jockey". I've always thought of it as associated with homosexuality, but now I think about it my wife is definitely a knob jockey. As is Ingo's mum.

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    tricky
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    12 May 2026, 11:29 p.m. 12 May 2026, 11:29 p.m.
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    I'm not sure its healthy to be conjuring images of midgets (can you say that?) riding peoples mums.

    Tomorrow we will all have lunch to keep down.

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2716 posts
    12 May 2026, 11:52 p.m. 12 May 2026, 11:52 p.m.
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    This seemed a place to put this

    x.com/i/status/2054079749836673130

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    Russ
    Squad 7417 posts
    13 May 2026, 2:27 a.m. 13 May 2026, 2:27 a.m.
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    None of that makes sense. "Cuffed with devil cunt"? And why did they change "Hugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew" to "Pugh, Pugh, Bonnie McGrew"?

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2716 posts
    13 May 2026, 7:04 a.m. 13 May 2026, 7:04 a.m.
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    Eh? Ignore the AI generated transcript, just listen to the audio.

    (it's Pugh, Pugh not Hugh, Pugh btw, they were brothers)

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2896 posts
    13 May 2026, 8:15 a.m. 13 May 2026, 8:15 a.m.
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    "GC" or "good cunt" is very much a compliment in AoNZ.

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    Ingo
    Squad 3121 posts
    13 May 2026, 8:17 a.m. 13 May 2026, 8:17 a.m.
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    @Jake has written:
    @Russ has written:

    The ex Mrs Russ holds a similar view, namely that just as the gay community took back the word queer so women can and should take back cunt.

    I quite like the term "knob jockey". I've always thought of it as associated with homosexuality, but now I think about it my wife is definitely a knob jockey. As is Ingo's mum.

    Jake, Jake, Jake, I do the mum jokes round here. There is an opening though for a classic gay insults guy, if you steer clear of the more aggressive ones there is a huge seam of untapped childish silliness you could mine, you love low hanging fruit.

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    Loafer
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    13 May 2026, 10:52 a.m. 13 May 2026, 10:52 a.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    you love low hanging fruit.

    So does your mum

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    Simon
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    13 May 2026, 10:55 a.m. 13 May 2026, 10:55 a.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    Eh? Ignore the AI generated transcript, just listen to the audio.

    (it's Pugh, Pugh not Hugh, Pugh btw, they were brothers)

    Twins, I believe.

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    Dave_Rave
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    13 May 2026, 11:40 a.m. 13 May 2026, 11:40 a.m.
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    So much Trump-ton bias on here whilst ignoring the Camberwick Greens.

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