What's annoying me today

So much Trump-ton bias on here whilst ignoring the Camberwick Greens.

You're just a bunch of Cants.

Penalty charge notice from the council in the post. Annoyed with myself.

Had Beef noodles for lunch. I now have a bit of beef lodged deep between two teeth and I cannot get it out.

You just need to find one of those wading birds that pecks meat out of the teeth of crocodiles. Simple really.

I had to take it back to the pet shop as it was dead.

Today is our company's annual Day Of Giving, in which employees are encouraged to come into the office and do charitable things for the company to use in its marketing to show the public how wonderful we are. Staff are also encouraged to bring their children into the office in order to contribute to this marketing exercise.

I like children a lot more these days than I used to, but as one of the three members of staff attempting to actually do some work this whole thing is a bit annoying.

Take a lollypop tree in next year, get them all hocked up on sugar so the cause mayhem. Next year no one will bring there kids because either a) they were too embarrassed by their kids, b) the company will change policy or c) everyone is worried you are a nonce. Whichever, you'll be able to crack on in peace.

It was just sleeping.

A shortage of Fage 0% yoghurt is annoying me.

Misread Fage as Farage at first.
Presumably Farage doesn't like yoghurt as it involves mixing cultures.

We usually refer to it as Farage in our house. Causes some confusion when asking somebody for its whereabouts at Sainsbury's.

I hope they reply 'it's over there on your right'.

'Head to your right and then keep going'

Something something not in Clacton.