If only you had something that could be used to make a fire. I dunno, like some kind of paper that would easily ignite, and that you had in sufficient quantity that you could keep it going for a while.
5 May 2023
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Fuck that. I'm burning tories. They are clearly made out of wood.
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More easily replaced and less valuable a piece of British heritage than Chic's comics as well. Good shout.
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Hold on there Hoss....we are going to need something to get them going...and I don't mean a Russian with a fake diamond mine.
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This is a fine joke.
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Gasoline might be slightly more expensive, but worth it for the entertainment value. And they'll probably appreciate your support of their fossil fuel sponsors.
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For the life of me, I can't work out whether I sub-consciously excavated it, or just wrote it. Seems to be too concise and perfectly formed to be one of mine, but I did re-write it a bit.
No point asking Dishy Rishi.
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Doing risk assessments for a show and have to answer the following questions:
OTHER STAND ACTIVITY (please indicate where relevant)
Photographing of or Performance by Promo Girls
Detail number of Girls - not sure if this is asking for phone number
Brief Description of what the Promo Girls will be doing -
Are you sure you haven't accidentally gotten your trade show mixed up with the Paul Raymond Revue? Easy mistake to make.
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Hope not, although if so hopefully they'll Escort me to the right hall.
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So how many promo girls do you have? And if you don't have any, are you worried that everyone else will and they'll all be looking at your girl-less stand and laughing and pointing?
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If there’s escorts there you’re probably in the right/wrong place.
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Is there also a section asking about promo boys? And promo 'prefer not to say'?
If not, one twitter post and that show is going down.
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Zero, but fear not, my teenage years have prepped me for such an eventuality.
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Looks like Ingo has been on Wiki again.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_from_the_Past_(film)
Poor Garth.
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Back in this morning after a week's leave to this line in an email from my boss:
"Let's swirl the strategies on approach to achieve the outcome needed and go from there..."
Could easily have gone in a 'Little pieces of my soul recently deceased' thread, I guess.
