What's amusing me today

Knowing my friend as I do, I'd imagine a tactical piss-break was factored into the 15 minutes.

I don't do internet dating. Never been on the apps. I'm pretty good at meeting people in the wild.

It is however very normal these days to be dating multiple people at once, and to be honest about it. "Going exclusive" is a specific step in a modern dating environment.

Due to all this wedding and honeymooning stuff I appear to have missed the start of the hockey season, which simply will not do.

EDIT: This is not amusing, obviously. I posted on the wrong thread due to spazery.

Had to pick something up in Newark. Figured I'd be less than 5 minutes and couldn't see a traffic warden, so didn't pay for the car park.

Got back to the car and thought I'd check how much I'd saved through my astute judgement. "Free for 30 minutes with a ticket." So I risked a fine for the sake of not pressing a button and putting a free ticket in the car. But kept my rebel credentials.

Pure Garibaldi.

Trump's new press secretary lasted 5 days before getting fired.

Did she refuse to allow Trump to fuck her daughter?