So Premier League Wankfest was on in Chicago this weekend. The knobs hanging around in front of the cameras tugging their shirt badges like their plonkers was ridiculous and to put in the words of Ingo very gay...
The whole spectacle was in Lincoln Park right near the zoo. I just happen to have three clients who work for said Zoo and one of them let me in on a nugget of Television fuckwittery which made me roar with laughter. NBC and Premier League representatives asked if they (the zoo) had a spare cage so they could put Filbert the Fox, (Yes you read that right,), in it to run around. The zoo said, err no we have wild animals everywhere. They then asked if they could make one available. My client was tempted to say "Well if you would like to clear the Lion enclosure, be our guests". The Television fuckwits probably would have thought that was a yes, until it was made clear that the zoo didn't want to be responsible for lots of people and foxes being eaten. Ah television entertaining. Who knew it was so dumb and manufactured... Oh we all did. I would have liked to have been in on that conversation though because I definitely would have encouraged a good old fashioned eating of television people.. Oh the lawsuits! America. Land of the free and the stupid. Anyway as you were...
Chicago: Connected.