• 20 Aug 2026, 9:34 p.m.

    The problem with Pancreatic cancer is that it always spreads to the liver. Once that happens you are well and truly fucked. Jobs was told that he would live if he had his pancreas out before the cancer spread. He refused. He acknowledged later than this was a terrible mistake and that his ego had killed him because he thought he knew better. He didn't.

    Anyway MRNA vaccines for cancer are being developed and should be available in most parts of the world. Not sure about the States because y'know Fuckwittery.

    Chicago: Supercell.

  • 21 Aug 2026, 12:16 a.m.

    The only knowledge I have of Jobs is that he was once the wealthiest or close to, men in the world. He started Apple which almost went bankrupt at one point until the realisation that if you make something look good then people will pay through the nose for it despite cheaper non-Apple products performing far better.
    He refused to use his money for charity, preferring instead like most very wealthy people, to bestow gifts to places that would name buildings after him. I don't even recall that he did a Bezos or Zuckerberg and set up schools named after themselves that failed colossally instead of paying taxes towards public education.
    Then, like every billionaire with perhaps the exception of Warren Buffet, he started believing his own aura and probably fucked around doing shit that billionaires do. As Chicago says, his cancer was caught early and could have been treated by removing his pancreas. He refused, instead following some hocus pocus billionaire style therapy which singularly failed to cure him. He did have conventional treatment eventually, which increased his lifespan.
    He died, a movie was made about him which I have no intention of ever watching.

    That would be my biography of Jobs.

  • 21 Aug 2026, 12:42 a.m.

    You missed that his twattery extended to wearing black polo neck jumpers.

    Have some respect for the (dead) man.

  • 21 Aug 2026, 4:46 a.m.

    He was a nob, in a lot of ways. But you don’t have to be an Apple fanboy to know this is bollocks.

    He (and the people around him) figured out how to package together developing technologies in ways that made people want to use them. The people ‘doing it better’ were not, in fact, doing it better because nobody except Tricky wanted to use their products until Apple showed them the way.

    It’s not really in dispute that Jobs, whilst by no means always a winner, was leading companies who revolutionised their industries multiple times.. original Apple.. Pixar… Modern Apple.. that wasn’t done by hiring some good product designers and marking up by 20%. He had a knack for understanding what people want, and the ability to make people deliver it despite him being an utter cunt about doing so.

    (Also, Jobs was never one of the richest men in the world. He was very rich… but he stopped holding founder-scale equity in Apple in the 1980’s… he was nothing like the modern tech oligarchs and would have nowhere near their wealth today even though Apple is considerably more valuable than Facebook, Amazon etc)

  • 21 Aug 2026, 9:52 a.m.

    Tell me you're an Apple fanboy without telling me you're an Apple fanboy!

  • 25 Aug 2026, 5:08 p.m.

    Yep. He packaged nice looking products and sold them at a premium. People still wet their pants and squeal that they "just work". Guess what? Android phones also just work; do Apple fanboys believe anyone would actually use them if they didn't? On android I can have any phone from a multitude of competing suppliers. With Apple I can have variants of overpriced nice looking phones which, until recently, required "special" overpriced nice looking cables to charge.

  • 25 Aug 2026, 5:13 p.m.

    He was only worth $11bn at his death. Certainly amongst the wealthiest in the world at the time.

  • 27 Aug 2026, midnight

    Absolutely you can. I never mentioned Android and didn’t need to be told this.. but of course it’s true. But if the topic was the impact that Jobs’ products have had then you really need to be comparing all of the alternatives that were available to you when the iPhone launched, right?

    Progress is mostly the result of iteration and people building on the work of others. Most of the steps are small but sometimes we take really big ones and I’d just say that Jobs was heavily involved in several of them.. which is either statistical insanity or evidence of a particular talent.

    Optional fanboy section:

  • 27 Aug 2026, 6:53 a.m.

    Who would have thought charging cables would make for such an interesting discussion.

  • 27 Aug 2026, 7:25 a.m.

    Can I add that the EU legislating to mandate usb-c is an example of why government regulation is often bad? It means that if someone comes up with a new cable that transfers data twice as quickly and charges at four times the speed, it’s illegal to sell. So no one is going to be wasting any time trying to develop better charging connections.

  • 27 Aug 2026, 8:06 a.m.

    Just be thankful they spent ten years talking about standardisation before they actually did it.. which gave USB-C time to happen.

    There are trade-offs with this sort of thing. I dunno where charging cables would sit on my list of priorities but, overall, I think it turned out ok. I think a lot about EV batteries and how far behind we are where we need to be when it comes to having some regs and standards in place that account for the fact that these things are gonna need to be replaced if we’re not going to scrap every car after six years. How do you protect consumers without getting in the way of a product that is very much in it’s innovation phase?

  • 27 Aug 2026, 8:09 a.m.

    Don't worry...it's just a distraction from the fact that they couldn't cut and paste.

  • 27 Aug 2026, 8:15 a.m.

    There is an underlying principle, that isn't a bad one. Which is interchangeability of chargers to reduce redundancy.

    USB-c is good...as a physical connector, much better than what came before. It supports different voltages and charging rates, and enough bandwidth. There are worse things that have happened....like the constantly revolving change of different connectors that required constant upgrade.

    Innovating via pumping charge into a device should not be the major innovation argument. Is there anything that offers a substantial advantage over USB-c? I'm not aware of one....thunderbolt can use the same physical connector format...you can have wireless charging...nothing to stop manufacturers offering additional charging methods via pogo pins or magnetic connectors.

    That isn't my problem with current mobile phones....that's locked bootloaders, and walled gardens.

    ---edit---

    ...all with the underlying aim of covertly stealing data, of course.

  • 29 Aug 2026, 1:53 p.m.

    My match stream is a minute behind my scores app.

  • 8 Sep 2026, 8:32 a.m.

    That Garry Parker played more games for Leicester than he did for Forest.

  • 8 Sep 2026, 8:40 a.m.