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The reluctant Chelsea match thread….do we Storm the Bridge or is it a Bridge Too Far?

Guru
2 May 2026
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    Guru
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    4 May 2026, 5:30 p.m. 4 May 2026, 5:30 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:
    @Guru has written:

    You telling me you thought we would win 3-1?

    Make your mind up, is it feelz, or mathematical certainty?

    Whilst I am a man of science… feelz is playing a role.

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    Guru
    Squad 1664 posts
    4 May 2026, 5:31 p.m. 4 May 2026, 5:31 p.m.
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    @Loafer has written:

    No, didn't expect 3-1. But I hoped, Guru. I dreamed. That's what you men of science will never understand.

    I inadvertently did the match thread. First time in nearly 30 years. That was enough frigging dreaming for one weekend.

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    Jake
    Squad 2248 posts
    4 May 2026, 5:33 p.m. 4 May 2026, 5:33 p.m.
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    Taiwo on a goal every 95 minutes played this season.

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    Simon
    Squad 7681 posts
    4 May 2026, 5:48 p.m. 4 May 2026, 5:48 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Shouldn't have subbed him. Didn't need it.

    Good insight doctor. How can you tell?

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    Simon
    Squad 7681 posts
    4 May 2026, 5:59 p.m. 4 May 2026, 5:59 p.m.
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    Vitor says the Morgan sub was just for a cut to the head?

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    Andyp
    Squad 321 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:19 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:19 p.m.
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    A word for McAtee and Bakwa who both had their best games in a Forest shirt.

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    JimShady
    Squad 4499 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:20 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:20 p.m.
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    Though earlier:

    "Radio Nottingham just said the fourth official has spoken to both benches to let them know they were concussion substitutions, therefore both sides still have another."

    Confusing. I guess they'll keep us and Villa guessing until the lineups are announced on Thursday.

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    JimShady
    Squad 4499 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:20 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:20 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:
    @JimShady has written:

    Shouldn't have subbed him. Didn't need it.

    Good insight doctor. How can you tell?

    I'm really clever.

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    Seven
    Squad 1903 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:40 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:40 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:
    @Loafer has written:

    No, didn't expect 3-1. But I hoped, Guru. I dreamed. That's what you men of science will never understand.

    I inadvertently did the match thread. First time in nearly 30 years. That was enough frigging dreaming for one weekend.

    Well done. Pulled this one out at a vital time.

    But the angry pre match slating of the selected team should not be underestimated in helping to get this win……

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2768 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:41 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:41 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:
    @tricky has written:
    @Guru has written:

    You telling me you thought we would win 3-1?

    Make your mind up, is it feelz, or mathematical certainty?

    Whilst I am a man of science… feelz is playing a role.

    Ok. I am now picturing Guru as Doctor Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park. In that pose.

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    RC
    Squad 1728 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:49 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:49 p.m.
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    @Mangetout has written:
    @Guru has written:
    @tricky has written:
    @Guru has written:

    You telling me you thought we would win 3-1?

    Make your mind up, is it feelz, or mathematical certainty?

    Whilst I am a man of science… feelz is playing a role.

    Ok. I am now picturing Guru as Doctor Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park. In that pose.

    And is Zippy the lawyer wot gets eaten whilst sat on the toilet?

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    Sean
    Squad 2316 posts
    4 May 2026, 6:59 p.m. 4 May 2026, 6:59 p.m.
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    Dunno but tricky is quite clearly obese "Ah, ah, ah" password guy.

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2768 posts
    4 May 2026, 7:03 p.m. 4 May 2026, 7:03 p.m.
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    Chic and Russ competing for the Bob Peck "clever girl" role.

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    JimShady
    Squad 4499 posts
    4 May 2026, 7:21 p.m. 4 May 2026, 7:21 p.m.
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    Pictures of MGW don't look encouraging. Got about 10 stitches across his forehead.

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    tricky
    Board 8047 posts
    4 May 2026, 7:27 p.m. 4 May 2026, 7:27 p.m.
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    Get some superglue in it, and some tape on it, and he'll be reet.

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    Simon
    Squad 7681 posts
    4 May 2026, 7:30 p.m. 4 May 2026, 7:30 p.m.
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    Assume he’ll play in a mask.

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