The reluctant Chelsea match thread….do we Storm the Bridge or is it a Bridge Too Far?

Maybe he got into TV because he was a pedo, and all his pedo chums were already in TV.

Sounds more realistic than him actually doing magic.

The utter disrespect for The Great Suprendo.

The utter disrespect of spelling The Great Soprendo incorrectly.
I'm sure Geoffrey Durham would forgive you. I worked on Acorn Antiques The Musical with Victoria Wood. Google suggest that they split up around that time.
I have no opinion on Victoria, but Julie Walters is also on the lovely list.

How quickly we forget the giants of our time.

Anyway, Chelsea eh?

My view is that Morgan Gibbs-White is a real wizard and with his magic tricks we will win this 3-0.

Cunt club. I'm glad we're bleaching the thread with mentions of Victoria Wood, Sooty, Tommy Cooper et al(i Bongo).

Fuck Chelsea
6 nil Forest, minimum

TBF Sooty made the rest of them look like a welfare case.

And that's why Sweep always grasses him up.

Nico is his Debbie McGuinguez.

Am I right in thinking that the thread starter has the power to change the thread title?
I know Guru didn't want to start the Chelsea match thread, but here we are.
And he seems pissed off enough about Villa's efforts tonight to go for it.
Obviously it makes no difference, but do it anyway.
Dave Rage demands it.
Fuck Chelsea.

GURU HAS CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE!
WE CANNOT FAIL!
Team selection irrelevant.
Refuse to lose.

Old thread title was better. It was a testament to Guru's weird obsession with superstition that somehow he manages to validate alongside his equal but far more logical obsession with mathematical certainty.

For a moment there I thought we had 2 match threads which would categorically spell doom as any foo knoe. Except Russ, obviously.

Just noticed that Eric da Silva Moreira is not playing for the kids. Hope that doesn't mean Aina is fucked

I kept a close eye on this as i didn't want to start a second thread title. Also this one is better.

Jesus had a baby (cue jokes here). jair might play. We need a result and Villa can go fuck themselves. I think we go for it.

Also Chelsea as well as Citeh get relegated for money doping up the ying yank.

Anyway, I am working all day with no breaks so cannot watch even remotely live so will post my thoughts at midnight your time.

Chicago: Frustrated.