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The Bourne Ultimatum

Jake
22 May 2026
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    tricky
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    24 May 2026, 5:07 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:07 p.m.
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    Quite annoyed that they keep saying that Hutchinson back heeled the ball to MGW. He didn't, he stepped over and rolled it.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 5:10 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:10 p.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    I hope Vitor has made a tape loop of someone saying STOP PASSING TO THE OPPOSITION in several languages that he plays for the whole half time break.

    Apparently not.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 5:15 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:15 p.m.
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    Sigh.
    Moments after Sutton pointed out that Muff hadn't had a shot since the 29th minute.
    But we've been careless and invited pressure most of the game.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 5:20 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:20 p.m.
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    Anyone seen Forest? They don't appear to have turned up for the 2nd half.

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    tricky
    Board 8209 posts
    24 May 2026, 5:20 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:20 p.m.
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    Some players out there who can only do an hour. Tops.

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 868 posts
    24 May 2026, 5:33 p.m. 24 May 2026, 5:33 p.m.
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    Oh good, Kluivert.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 6:02 p.m. 24 May 2026, 6:02 p.m.
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    The amount of passes straight into touch is catching up with the number of passes straight to the opposition.

    One day we'll beat these fuckers.
    One day.

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    Andyp
    Squad 365 posts
    24 May 2026, 6:03 p.m. 24 May 2026, 6:03 p.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    The amount of passes straight into touch is catching up with the number of passes straight to the opposition.

    So there has been an improvement in the second half then.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 6:04 p.m. 24 May 2026, 6:04 p.m.
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    @Andyp has written:
    @Dave_Rave has written:

    The amount of passes straight into touch is catching up with the number of passes straight to the opposition.

    So there has been an improvement in the second half then.

    Clearly we decided it was better to give them the ball from a throw in rather than open play.

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    Simon
    Squad 7952 posts
    24 May 2026, 6:13 p.m. 24 May 2026, 6:13 p.m.
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    @Resident_Alien has written:

    When was Forest’s last goal direct from a free kick?

    I believe it's still Tiago Silva in 2021.

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    chicago
    Squad 2816 posts
    24 May 2026, 7 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7 p.m.
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    Cunha struggled mightily against their wingers. I still rate him but he is not a full back. I think putting Netz on and Williams across certainly helped.

    Bournmouth weren't really much better than us today yet the commentary was sucking their arse. Especially Junior Kroupi. Which is weird because Morgan has two more goals than him and they only mentioned the England snub once and basically said Tuchel was fine to leave him out because of choices....

    Anderson being applauded off definitely seems like a goodbye. Villa smashed citeh yet allowed Spuds to stay up. They are on my naughty list. Watching the game was relaxing even thilst juggling a 2 week old kitten that we found in the street 2 nights ago. The poor cat has a neurological condition and cannot stand straight at all but she is a darling and settled into my arms to watch the game. I am glad we saved her and am glad Vitor did the same for us. I think next season regardless of whether Anderson is here and I would laugh if we made him stay EM style I think we will finish above the Muff next season. Basically because I don't like 'em. Sunderland in Europa has fucked them,. They will struggle.

    Once again, a summer of fun awaits us. Definitely need a quality full back to supplement our defence. Murillo staying helps. Morato oddly pretty good today. Has someone explained football to him since Vitor turned up>. I expect having someone who speaks Porto-geez helps a fair bit.

    I enjoyed this season. Just have to hope thew Scum don't get any funny ideas about Morgan replacing Fernandes. That really would fuck us.

    Nuno can fuck off and I have happy about that but Spuds staying up could see them go for MGHW again as Simons is out. Maddison being back might help curb them. Hopefully DeZerbi has mental ideas and buys Mason Greenwood and doesn't go for any of our players.

    Back to the Game. i think we saw the best of Sangare and the worst. He wins the ball then messes around with it. Got away with it today as the Muff were wasteful. Should have put them away with the Wood header but hey ho. I thought Hutchinson was horrible today. Should have replaced him much earlier. if it wasn't the Muff I would have liked ot have seen the young lad on the bench been given a go as he is meant to be a talent.

    All in all a fun season (yeah i said it), only because we looked good at the end unlike last season were we basically looked knackered. Onwards and Upwards.

    Player of the season: Neco. Although i am tempted to go for Morgan. Good luck Ando. Stay a Forest player for the World Cup at least. Hilarious that Pep lost his last game. '
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    Chicago: Looking forward not back.

    Edit: Annoying that Arsenal are singing our song 'Free from Desire", to celebrate their win. Cunts.

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    JimShady
    Squad 4693 posts
    24 May 2026, 7:07 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7:07 p.m.
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    Hutchinson got MOTM inside the ground. Must be a piss take.

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    dj_bobbins
    Squad 1129 posts
    24 May 2026, 7:11 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7:11 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Hutchinson got MOTM inside the ground. Must be a piss take.

    Everyone just laughed around us.

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    chicago
    Squad 2816 posts
    24 May 2026, 7:11 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7:11 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Hutchinson got MOTM inside the ground. Must be a piss take.

    He was fucking horrible today.

    Chicago: Aghast.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 7:15 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7:15 p.m.
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    Well, he did register an assist...

    Seriously, that's incredible. About his only successful pass came when he rolled it about 3 yards backwards to Sangare when he was in acres of space and should've turned round and dribbled up the pitch.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 4398 posts
    24 May 2026, 7:29 p.m. 24 May 2026, 7:29 p.m.
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    I also noticed that Sels didn't go down clutching his leg today. Probably just a coincidence that the game had scheduled 'hydration breaks'.

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