The Bourne Ultimatum

Closing off this season with the third and final leg of my caretaker threadmaker stint. I can't say I've taken to it, I was day late last time, but nobody noticed. I'll just jump to the prediction.

Hull 0-0 Boro (Hull have a legitimate goal ruled out, and Boro win on penalties. Nobody thinks they should be in the Premiership League, but Boro > 'ull, so the argument goes quiet.

Half time, Sunday. Wet Hammers a goal up against Leed, Spuds trailing by a goal.
Second half, Wet Hammers go 3 up, Spurs score with an arse deflection in the 8th minute of 5 stoppage time minutes.

A B team get into one European League, another B team gets into another European League. It doesn't matter. We all forget this match in two weeks.

We lose 3-0. MGW scored three own goals as a protest against Tommy the cunt.

In the style of Banzai! - The Cockerney Monkey Trapdoor Challenge.

This team called Wet Ham. They really rubbish. They get given new ground a long way from pitch so fans can't see how really rubbish they really are. They are also used to going down, having a porn baron director.

This team called Tottingham Hotstuff. They too are really rubbish. They also burn down decades old ironworks to build new tourist attraction.

But which one will fail the Cockerney Monkey Trapdoor Challenge?

BET NOW!

I can see Wet Ham digging out a Nuno classic 1-0 but without much enthusiasm after Spurs take an early lead. Everton dangle the carrot of hope with a late equaliser but Spurs hold on.

Forest to also draw 1-1, unless Vitor does something bonkers with the starting XI.