The Bourne Ultimatum

Closing off this season with the third and final leg of my caretaker threadmaker stint. I can't say I've taken to it, I was day late last time, but nobody noticed. I'll just jump to the prediction.

Hull 0-0 Boro (Hull have a legitimate goal ruled out, and Boro win on penalties. Nobody thinks they should be in the Premiership League, but Boro > 'ull, so the argument goes quiet.

Half time, Sunday. Wet Hammers a goal up against Leed, Spuds trailing by a goal.
Second half, Wet Hammers go 3 up, Spurs score with an arse deflection in the 8th minute of 5 stoppage time minutes.

A B team get into one European League, another B team gets into another European League. It doesn't matter. We all forget this match in two weeks.

We lose 3-0. MGW scored three own goals as a protest against Tommy the cunt.

In the style of Banzai! - The Cockerney Monkey Trapdoor Challenge.

This team called Wet Ham. They really rubbish. They get given new ground a long way from pitch so fans can't see how really rubbish they really are. They are also used to going down, having a porn baron director.

This team called Tottingham Hotstuff. They too are really rubbish. They also burn down decades old ironworks to build new tourist attraction.

But which one will fail the Cockerney Monkey Trapdoor Challenge?

BET NOW!

I can see Wet Ham digging out a Nuno classic 1-0 but without much enthusiasm after Spurs take an early lead. Everton dangle the carrot of hope with a late equaliser but Spurs hold on.

Forest to also draw 1-1, unless Vitor does something bonkers with the starting XI.

I shall be going, with the boy.

Trying to get into the Nav. It's rammed.

2 2 by the way.

Silleh (and Abbott) makes the bench. Would have liked to see some more youngsters involved.

Don't be ...

Sorry

I think I would've preferred Netz LB / Williams RB / Cunha CB, but hopefully Sangare will be able to shield our not hugely mobile CB pairing from Evanilson and Kroupi running at them.

We appear to be finishing the season with a 'who can pass the ball to the opposition the most' competition.
After 10 minutes Hutchinson is 3-1 up on a host of players.

How. The. Fuck. Have. You. Missed. That.

WOOT!

Thomas Tuchel - what a wanker. What a wanker.

When was Forest’s last goal direct from a free kick?

Strictly speaking it wasn't direct - Hutchinson back heeled the ball first - about the first time he's passed to a team mate.

Listening to Spuds match on 5Live instead cuz Sky has, I believe, Sutton on co-comms for Forest and their sound keeps distorting to some creepy Twin Peaks style effect

I hope Vitor has made a tape loop of someone saying STOP PASSING TO THE OPPOSITION in several languages that he plays for the whole half time break.