• 2 Sep 2026, 4:44 p.m.

    Taiwo has a massively superior scoring record in a significantly worse team. In fact, if you look at both players' overall Premier League records he's a better producer of goals:

    Delap: 13 goals in 3700 minutes
    Awoniyi: 21 goals in 3350 minutes

    I am supportive of replacing Taiwo, because I agree with your assessment of his skills, and his durability is not good. But Delap does not look like an upgrade in anyway except his fitness. You can tell me about the eye test if you like but strikers are paid to score goals, you don't pay £45M for a guy who creates space.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 4:50 p.m.

    Our goalie situation is largely unchanged.

    We've weakened our defense by asking our best players to assume roles that they aren't used to playing, and brought in a 30 year old to play the most physically demanding position in football.

    We've sold our best midfielder and asked a guy who has so far looked a mile off the standard required for the Premier League to replace him (granted he's looked better than expected, at least for periods).

    We've rendered our surfeit of wingers even more pointless by no longer using any.

    We've maybe improved up front but it's a big gamble that at the moment you're all pinning hopes and dreams on.

    Sorry, I'm not seeing the improvement here.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 4:52 p.m.

    I think the fact we’ve got a proven good manager rather than Ange and then Dyche should at least be worth something.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 4:54 p.m.

    Isn't @JRs_Cigarette just reverting to his pretend optimist bit after people complained about his negativity?

  • 2 Sep 2026, 5:35 p.m.

    The last winger we had that was worthy of a place in the team was Elanga.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 5:35 p.m.

    Genuinely no.

    (In response to Simon)

  • 2 Sep 2026, 5:44 p.m.

    I find myself somewhere between the two positions, but erring slightly towards positivity.

    However, I've followed Forest long enough to be wary of early-season optimism. Some of our most catastrophic campaigns have, from memory, begun amid positive vibes.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 5:47 p.m.

    CHO is a proven Premier League quality winger. So is Hutchinson (at least using the logic that everyone seems so keen to apply to Delap). Ndoye is proven on both the international stage and in Serie A, and has shown flashes at Forest. Bakwa presumably showed enough in Ligue 1 to justify us spending £35M on him.

    I'm of the view that the failing is not the players.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 6:06 p.m.

    The 4 different managers last season plus the one (so far) this season?

  • 2 Sep 2026, 6:44 p.m.

    Did someone say Delap is no better than Taiwo?

    Taiwo at his peak was good, and better than people give him credit for. But Delap has far more potential. He is not Collymore-lite, Collymore was far better on the ball and had a far better touch. He is Shearer-lite, in that he can push the ball and run and thwack the shit out of it, or Lukaku-like (not light) but with more workmate. He is a battering ram capable of pushing the ball and chasing it at speed, bulldozing people and whacking it. Awoniyi wasn't anyone lite, he is probably someone heavy.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 6:45 p.m.

    You don't know that. The manager might want a striker to create space so that (for example) the wide forwards and the no 10 can score more. You have no specific insight into how they are to be used. A pure numerical analysis in an entirely different situation and team structure, with different objectives, and different personel, will definitely lead to different numbers (not necessarily better). The eye test might be more use here.

    I'm not getting bogged down in addressing your nonsense point by point, but it's entirely based on (I'm assuming) ill-informed opinion. You never know, some of it might be correct...but it definitely is suttoning if it is.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 6:51 p.m.

    I heard somewhere that he had put on 4 kilos in muscle since last season. So it wasn't just four managers and me that thought he was too lightweight. He did as well.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 7:02 p.m.

    I'd put it more down to the continuing change rather than the specific managers (Ange excluded, obviously). Dumping Pereira to throw the bag at the guy who everyone in Europe looked at and went "nah, this Man U failure is a safer bet" was particularly head scratching.

    I can't escape the feeling that this season is the one that about 15 other Premier League teams have been desperately waiting for from us.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 7:05 p.m.

    I'm similarly not getting bogged down, but I have never seen "suttoning" before and I highly approve.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 7:24 p.m.

    'Suttoning' is, of course, the act of being correct, despite all the wrong reasoning.

    We all do it of course, but I decided to name it after the most prominent practitioner of the art.

    There is definitely a a world where you could be correct. It's really difficult to work out what successful football looks like these days. Practically every squad changes every season, the laws and their interpretation get more ridiculous, and the game itself becomes more like some weird rope-a-dope synchronised athletics event, and less like football.

    I can tell you what an individual can do, but I'm fucked if I can predict outcomes. Too many variables in fitness, redlining, rotation, officiating, coaching verging on puppetry, and malign forces wielding influence from the shadows. A more likely predictor of outcomes is looking at the balance sheets, rather than the pitch. And honestly I cant be bothered.

  • 2 Sep 2026, 7:40 p.m.

    Relegation?