Songs inexplicably stuck in your head

Indeed...

Fortunately for me then, my accent has not changed, still a cunt though mind.

People with unconsciously mimicked 'native' accents never think they have an accent.

In my humble.

Not that I've ever (knowingly) heard Muswell's dulcet tones first hand.

Mus has some American pronunciations but still mostly sounds English.

I suspect I'm much the same.

Canadian, Russ. I'd have thought you'd be promoting the difference at every opportunity right now.

I still speak rampant Keggy. i think I am immune from "Merican. i will probably be deported by the end of the month...

Chicago: Having a sneaky Carrot cake.

Likewise. You become tired of having to explain things like “water”.

And there's only one T in Toronto.

It's hilarious that you think you haven't picked up any American accent.

My mum doesn't seem to think so and she is the only opinion that counts Little Englander....

Chicago: Still natural.

You use your special posh telephone voice when you speak to your mum don’t you?

When your last few calls have been from a gun range and a sex convention it’s kind of hard to fake it.. (sic). But nice try. (And yes there are stories there…..)

Chicago: Saddled with a mental wife.

It's a dull Wednesday. We need the stories.

I crave dull. Unfortunately I have 24 clients today and being run off my feet. The only time I could get some rest are Sundays and wifey makes sure that we are busy because you know she works from home and cannot amuse herself. Also..perverts.....

Anyway, my spotify is acting up and is only playing a portion of the 460,000 songs I have saved. That cad.

Chicago: Deprived.

And no Torontos in the Stanley Cup. Arf.

Code switching. Apparently I had a “telephone voice” (probably still do) that, as a kid, my parents found faintly hilarious.
I have no idea I’m doing it.

Likewise, my wife will point out how I sound different (albeit faintly) when talking to my parents, UK friends, etc.

I 100% do that.