Pre-season 2026

That's the Old v New Testament right there.

As has been said elsewhere, I'm not sure it's a good look to be singing "Mega Mega White Thing" at a blond Austrian.

Quite. I think it would need to be mind-numbingly repetitive and best restricted to the 'Schlager, Schlager, shouting' bit.

I thought it mattered. I thought Derby mattered, but does it bollocks. Oooh he'll be singing, when we're winning. He drinks a whisky drink he drinks a shlager drink. He sings a song that reminds him of the Austro-Hungarian times, he sings a song that reminds him of the Hitler times.

This basically writes itself.

Actually, probably not a good idea.

Abbott in with the big boys again. Also still trying to make McAtee as a 6/8 happen.

King James (McAtee) version?

Jesus scores again

But God saves!

No… wait. This needs work…

1-1. Bit of a soft header from a corner.

Playing some nice stuff so far.

James McAtee lively and involved. Team not carrying a huge amount of threat just yet.

And Nigel Jemson has created a new pronunciation of Igor Jesus's surname - Jay-zoo.

Glasner out.

Not great that from Abbott.