Remember how we were all* on 'Billionaire Watch' before Fazzer came in, expecting some multi-minted Oligarch to come a-swooping on in and invest untold gazillions to propel us into the übersphere of the football elite?
I used to take over Derby on champ, only sign players called Dave or David from leauge one and below at the highest price the board would permit, make 40 year old David Ayres my center mid kingpin and see how long it took to get sacked. True story.
I know we're not supposed to like them, but Wrexham scored an incredible goal straight from kick-off in a friendly against Leeds, which is worth a look (Twatter link I saw earlier has now disappeared).
Lewis O'Brien involved a couple of times in the build-up and Leeds don't touch the ball until their goalkeeper is fetching it out the back of his net.
Guy used to own Almeria - took them up to the Spanish top division, relegation battle, relegated, not promoted. Doesn't seem likely to turn them into the next Man City.