Other club football

Could we buy them for shits and giggles, and then sell their training ground back to ourselves for FFP reasons?...

Remember how we were all* on 'Billionaire Watch' before Fazzer came in, expecting some multi-minted Oligarch to come a-swooping on in and invest untold gazillions to propel us into the übersphere of the football elite?

Imagine how the fairy tales are going be....

*Ingo

Maybe Fawaz himself wants another go at football?

I used to take over Derby on champ, only sign players called Dave or David from leauge one and below at the highest price the board would permit, make 40 year old David Ayres my center mid kingpin and see how long it took to get sacked. True story.

At that point, had you ever kissed a girl?

I know we're not supposed to like them, but Wrexham scored an incredible goal straight from kick-off in a friendly against Leeds, which is worth a look (Twatter link I saw earlier has now disappeared).

Lewis O'Brien involved a couple of times in the build-up and Leeds don't touch the ball until their goalkeeper is fetching it out the back of his net.