Mundane Moments

I dislike that one. I think if you are going to announce it then going to the toilet is absolutely fine, but have no hard feelings against going for a Ertha Kitt.

Big fan of a euphemism.

Drain the lizard
Point Percy
Etc

Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

Not sure on the terminology there?

“Going rogue” maybe?

I know I am late to the party but is this a masturbation technique. Could be a bit dangerous but maybe worth a go?

Chicago: Wanker.

We've all been there. Doesn't go down the plug hole as easily as you'd think.

Shitting in the bath is U-Boat attack, i'm not sure about the shower. A beached whale wouldn't really take into account the tack factor.

Our plumber was delighted about it.

One of our previous plumbers is in the work legendarium after he unblocked a toilet that was stuffed with a king kong’s finger by strangling the turd into two pieces bare-handed before going for breakfast.

Lengthways?

Shitshow-er?

I can see why any link however tenuous to get someone to clean it up is worth a go, but a shit in a shower doesn't seem like plumbing skills needed.

Well it wasn’t going to be me on turd duty!

A certain amount of shit clearing goes with the job of being a turd monkey.

Also it wasn’t the phantom shitter’s first rodeo as the waste trap was also full of shite.

This thread is getting a bit poo.

Chicago: Squeamish.

Annual meetup in a few weeks with a group of my friends. We get together each year and do a load of sporting events and crown a winner. This will be the 28th time! Over recent years the organiser has paid for a minor celeb to do a welcome video - this year it's Big Norm. Pleasing to see he has Forest shirts framed on the wall of his house in the background of the video.

Hide the sausage?

Shit in the shower?

Me exes mother used to do that.

Mind you all the casual racism and "take me as you find me" "and I tell it like is" narrative that somehow gives license to elite level cuntitude in spouting unsolicited Ill informed opinionated random diatribes and being an utterly abhorrent person in pretty much every way kind of rendered that a bit insignificant.

"Did an Ingo". Probably.

That would imply it was my worst shitting incident.