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Ingo
17 Apr 2023
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    tricky
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    15 Sep 2026, 4:26 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 4:26 p.m.
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    @Resident_Alien has written:

    My grandad used to talk about “visiting the House of Lords” for some reason. Never did find out where he got that one from.

    Throne related?

    I have no memories of discussing taking a shit in my family.

    We are common, not vulgar. Well, they are.

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    Seven
    Squad 2116 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 4:47 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 4:47 p.m.
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    @Charlie has written:

    My son in law says he's going to drop off the kids.

    Makes me feel ill. Loo is far more preferable.

    I dislike that one. I think if you are going to announce it then going to the toilet is absolutely fine, but have no hard feelings against going for a Ertha Kitt.

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    Psychobel
    Squad 1330 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 5 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 5 p.m.
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    Big fan of a euphemism.

    Drain the lizard
    Point Percy
    Etc

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    RC
    Squad 1882 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 6:14 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 6:14 p.m.
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    Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

    Not sure on the terminology there?

    “Going rogue” maybe?

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    chicago
    Squad 2932 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 6:37 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 6:37 p.m.
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    @Psychobel has written:

    Garlic powder is right for dry rubs

    I know I am late to the party but is this a masturbation technique. Could be a bit dangerous but maybe worth a go?

    Chicago: Wanker.

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    Ingo
    Squad 3283 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 7:30 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 7:30 p.m.
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    @RC has written:

    Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

    Not sure on the terminology there?

    “Going rogue” maybe?

    We've all been there. Doesn't go down the plug hole as easily as you'd think.

    Shitting in the bath is U-Boat attack, i'm not sure about the shower. A beached whale wouldn't really take into account the tack factor.

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    RC
    Squad 1882 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 7:40 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 7:40 p.m.
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    Our plumber was delighted about it.

    One of our previous plumbers is in the work legendarium after he unblocked a toilet that was stuffed with a king kong’s finger by strangling the turd into two pieces bare-handed before going for breakfast.

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    Ingo
    Squad 3283 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 8:02 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 8:02 p.m.
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    Lengthways?

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 3143 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 8:22 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 8:22 p.m.
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    @RC has written:

    Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

    Not sure on the terminology there?

    “Going rogue” maybe?

    Shitshow-er?

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2959 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 8:45 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 8:45 p.m.
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    @RC has written:

    Our plumber was delighted about it.

    I can see why any link however tenuous to get someone to clean it up is worth a go, but a shit in a shower doesn't seem like plumbing skills needed.

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    RC
    Squad 1882 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 9:04 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 9:04 p.m.
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    Well it wasn’t going to be me on turd duty!

    A certain amount of shit clearing goes with the job of being a turd monkey.

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    RC
    Squad 1882 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 9:06 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 9:06 p.m.
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    Also it wasn’t the phantom shitter’s first rodeo as the waste trap was also full of shite.

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    chicago
    Squad 2932 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 9:12 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 9:12 p.m.
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    This thread is getting a bit poo.

    Chicago: Squeamish.

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    JimShady
    Squad 5057 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 10:15 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 10:15 p.m.
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    Annual meetup in a few weeks with a group of my friends. We get together each year and do a load of sporting events and crown a winner. This will be the 28th time! Over recent years the organiser has paid for a minor celeb to do a welcome video - this year it's Big Norm. Pleasing to see he has Forest shirts framed on the wall of his house in the background of the video.

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    RC
    Squad 1882 posts
    15 Sep 2026, 10:25 p.m. 15 Sep 2026, 10:25 p.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    Annual meetup in a few weeks with a group of my friends. We get together each year and do a load of sporting events and crown a winner.

    Hide the sausage?

    Shit in the shower?

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    Sean
    Squad 2603 posts
    16 Sep 2026, 6:03 a.m. 16 Sep 2026, 6:03 a.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    A friend of mine says "I'm going toilet". Makes it sound like she's pissing herself. Winds me up.

    Me exes mother used to do that.

    Mind you all the casual racism and "take me as you find me" "and I tell it like is" narrative that somehow gives license to elite level cuntitude in spouting unsolicited Ill informed opinionated random diatribes and being an utterly abhorrent person in pretty much every way kind of rendered that a bit insignificant.

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    Sean
    Squad 2603 posts
    16 Sep 2026, 6:04 a.m. 16 Sep 2026, 6:04 a.m.
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    @RC has written:

    Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

    Not sure on the terminology there?

    “Going rogue” maybe?

    "Did an Ingo". Probably.

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    Ingo
    Squad 3283 posts
    16 Sep 2026, 4:29 p.m. 16 Sep 2026, 4:29 p.m.
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    @Sean has written:
    @RC has written:

    Someone at work had a shit in the shower last week.

    Not sure on the terminology there?

    “Going rogue” maybe?

    "Did an Ingo". Probably.

    That would imply it was my worst shitting incident.

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