Sure.
How and why is Kane the only one playing in a swamp?
12 Jun 2026
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Deadlegs.
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Flood the box...flood the box...FLOOD THE BOX...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Gordon's alive!!!
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The value of movement coupled with early balls into the box.
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Fuck yes, Djed.
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Really beautiful.
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WHAT A TACKLE BY DJED
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Gordon Bennett.
The goal AND Spence's tackle. -
That's twice I've counted they've fucked around in the left back area and nearly got caught out.
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The last one came from Pickford fucking about and having to offload in the only area he had left.
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Tuchel now scribbling 'we have scored too early and I can't put Dan Burn on yet'.
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Once again I've just found myself thinking 'just get to the hydration break'.
I need to punch myself in the face. With wine. -
If only Kane could press instead of score more goals than pretty much anybody in the world and play world class diagonal balls out of nothing.
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Note the England fans in the stadium didn't boo the second half hydration break. Which is just further proof everyone knows it matters, as does a 30 minute half time.
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I'd be fucking appalled if a player played 90 minutes all and every game and didn't at least make the odd pass. Let's not forget that since we've got past Moldova, the last two games have involved no reading the game, no gambling, not even trundling movement to open a space for someone else. It's just largely involved being too slow in midfield, and nowhere near the attack.
For the player your team is built around, that's shit. Phil Foden could have done all of it, and more.
