• 6 Jul 2026, 8:50 p.m.

    It’s worth remembering that Trump lies all the time and there’s every chance he just wants the credit for something he thinks is popular in the country.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 9:06 p.m.

    It's worth bearing in mind that trump isn't running trump. The point of his (puppeteers) catastrofuckery is to work out what level of shit you will swallow without doing anything. So that they know how to structure their next level intentions for you.

    The answer is an awful lot, so I expect them to go at quite a pace.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 9:46 p.m.

    Portugal v Spain is a very disappointing match.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 9:55 p.m.

    Thank fuck Merino may have just saved us from another 30 minutes of this turgid tosh.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 9:56 p.m.

    Although quite pleasant seeing Ronaldo realise again that he's no Messi.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 9:57 p.m.

    Although Ronaldo crying in a bit, so…

  • 6 Jul 2026, 10 p.m.

    Watched over an hour of this shit before deciding it was going to extra-time and going to make a drink and check a work thing. Of course they score as soon as I leave the room.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 10:05 p.m.

    And Bruno too, hopefully.
    Although Cucurella joy does not sit well. Never mind. All being well his tear time will come.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 10:33 p.m.

    Can’t help feel a little for Bobby Martinez. For all his tactical nous, and man management skills, that’s two superb national squads he’s fucked up with. Though of course if you’re gonna persist with Ronaldo (who surprisingly didn’t blub as much as his last WC exit) you deserve what you get. Also I wonder what language the players communicated in when they had their little argy bargys

  • 6 Jul 2026, 10:50 p.m.

    This Portugal squad was even better than the Belgium one he underachieved with. Turgid football, no cohesion. Off you fuck.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 11:03 p.m.

    I enjoyed my commentators working incredibly hard to tow the line that Spanish Dancing is good and admirable by steadfastly refusing to mention that the game was utter shit and, if everyone is being honest, looked exactly like most people would have predicted.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 11:15 p.m.

    Chris "boyhood Forest fan" Sutton has gone off on one on Beeb (I know, that's his role as Mr Angry), slating Martinez for being too afraid to drop Cristiano. And then slating Ronaldo for being sh!t (at this WC).

    "What is Roberto Martinez doing? How can you pander to a player so much? His job was to try and win the World Cup and put the best team out for Portugal.
    "Has he done that? Absolutely not. It's scandalous the way he has managed this team.
    "He made a mess of Belgium when they had an opportunity of really doing great things with that golden generation; they ended up Belgian buffoons.
    "Now Portugal, it was pathetic, pathetic to see a manager act in that manner, it really is."
    and
    "Your centre forward has to move, he has to contribute, he has to press, he has to have variation in his play and he doesn't.
    He's waddling around the field like a grandad, that's why Portugal are out. Cristiano Ronaldo does nothing; he did nothing.
    "There are some brilliant players in that Portuguese team who will feel this World Cup for them was a complete waste of time."

  • 6 Jul 2026, 11:27 p.m.

    Funny how people can notice this. While not noticing this.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 11:38 p.m.

    The problem wasn't selecting 41 year old Ronaldo, it was selecting him and asking him to play like 31 year old Ronaldo. If they did what Argentina have done with Messi and just let him roam around the opposing box waiting for an opportunity while the rest of the team did all the running for him, they'd probably have been much better off.

  • 6 Jul 2026, 11:47 p.m.

    Totally. And we have all sat on our hands while they have promoted money and influence to bend the laws so that this is what you'll get, and all you'll ever get. With the advantage held by established brands with all the money and power.

  • 7 Jul 2026, 1:43 a.m.

    Lolz Poch well pissed off with that second goal. Trossard seems to have stepped up since that to and fro with a teammate in the Senegal match. Also that De Ketelaete is a handsome fella.