What's pleasing me today

The cockney bastards only went and let me in. Fuck.

Bloody Foreigners, coming over here, taking our marathon spots.

They're charging me £275 for the privilege (domestic entry is £80).

Good.

Congratulations!
I got in last year.. still couldn't do it, I never realised I'd need photo ID to collect my runners number and pack untill rather last minute, and I do not have photo ID.
I kind of regret not paying again to defer my spot for this year's now but hey-ho.
Is this years the first two day one?

Yes to allow Russ time to complete it.

Cheeky cunt. How many sub 4 marathons have you run?

I think even I could run a marathon in sub 4 days.

That's a 10K each day 4 days in a row, plus a bit. You sure about that? You could walk it, but most people wouldn't be able to run it without hurting themselves if they hadn't trained.

Obviously there would be walking.

So what you're saying is that you couldn't, in fact, run a marathon in sub 4 days.

You're thinking of chocolate bars in a sandwich, aren't you?

If it’s good enough for the French…