What's annoying me today

Are you sure it wasn't a bloke?

Chicago: Still recovering from Baby Reindeer.

Very, very sure. She was outrageously attractive.

This story means nothing without pictures.

This story means nothing without beer goggles

I'm not going to share pictures because that's fucking creepy. You'll just have to use your imagination.

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Or Loafe's mum?

If Loaf's mum looks like that I can see why you all keep banging on about her.

Typical New Russ statement.

Old Russ used to ask for pictures!

Man who used to march down the street singing hitler youth songs and go up to his jewish classmates and make the hissing sound of gas chambers is welcomed by the Jewish community.

Man who is married to a Jew and whose children attend a local synagogue is heckled by the Jewish community to the delight of the press.

This country is utterly utterly fucked.

I have just realised that the Europa League final kicks off at 3pm EST on May 20th. I am currently scheduled to be taking off at 4:20pm EST in San Francisco and flying to Toronto. This means that, if we beat Villa, I will have three options:

• reschedule my flight in order to be in front of a TV to watch the match (this will incur cost and aggravation)
• hope that the plane wifi will support me streaming the match (unlikely because even if the wifi is good enough I suspect my Canadian streaming app will detect my phone being in the US and block it due to regional broadcast rights)
• ignore all social media and watch it on replay when I get home late on Wednesday evening (risks accidentally hearing the score, and even if I don't it never feels quite as enjoyable watching on delay)

Very annoying all round.

Stay another night in SanFran - get wasted after the game and then get carried home by an Eastern European Blonde, if you get really lucky you’ll find a tattoo shop and get a celebratory tattoo of Vitor behind the other ear. jobs a good’ un.

Honestly not the worst idea you've ever had.

I’m going to have to try and find a bar in Luxembourg next Thursday night that’s showing the 2nd leg… don’t fancy my chances.

You should double down. Upgrade the flight to oligarch-class with extra blow-jobs at great expense with no takebacks, then make numerous essential commitments that require you to have taken the flight. After all.. there’s no chance at all that we’ll actually make the final so even considering what you would do if we did is fool shit.