Wait, birds are woke now? Has anyone told the Daily Mail?
2 May 2023
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Woke is the light. They want to keep you in the dark. Fucksake, keep up.
...and a yellow card for mentioning that deranged lower middle class la la fascist-land sympathising rag.
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Waking with the light is excellent, I usually leave the curtains half open at night for that very reason. Brings you slowly to a waking state rather than being jolted into it by a blaring alarm, and having to go through a sharp adjustment from pitch black to daylight. Much nicer way to start the day.
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That's all very well if you normally have a long lie-in in winter and wake up in daylight. When I get up at this time of year it's pitch black.
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In the winter, for sure.
In the summer though that means waking up at 4 ish which is not appealing at all. Black out blinds all the way. -
Our local doctors can fuck off multiple times (and take the Tory cunts destroying the NHS with them).
My wife is in receipt of a recurrent prescription for an ongoing issue. It is now due for review, and she can't get any more tablets until she sees a doc. All reasonable and understandable so far.
She's been trying to get an appointment for weeks though. Today she struck lucky and finally got to see a doc about this issue. On arrival, the doc she saw then said he didn't really know much about this issue and couldn't help. He confirmed there were no other docs working in the building able to help (i.e no other 'proper' doctors in a surgery where there used to be 5/6 or so, plus District Nurses etc).
So now she's back on the daily grind of the 08:00 phone call / website appointment rush, which even if she is succesful with, may result in a meeting with somebody unsuitable and more wasted time for everyone. Meanwhile, the meds have run out. The reception staff are in full "nothing we can do love" mode.
Shithouses.
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It doesn't prevent you from setting an alarm and getting up earlier, it just means that if you aren't in a rush to get up you can wake up in a much more agreeable fashion.
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When you're out for dinner with a group, you've paid the bill, and you've all finished your drinks except one person who has three quarters of a glass of wine left and is taking her sweet fucking time over it.
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I like to think you typed this at the table whilst glaring at her
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I wondered where Mrs J7 had got to
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Trains and buses.
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You should have cycled.
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You jest, but .....
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FTFY...
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They are all utterly fucked but really don’t help themselves with examples like this.
Earlier in the year I was trying to see someone as I had an ear infection. (I knew what it was as I’m prone to them).
Doctors said we are full so ring 101.
I went through the whole 111 thing to be told by the computer they were tapping that no local walk in would see me and I had to go to my surgery.
Tried the surgery again…… then 111…… eventually someone applied some common sense and I got to see a nurse for the simple ear spray I needed.
I’ve now got a said spray ‘in stock’ at home (that I overpaid for from an online pharmacy) to avoid this in the future.
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I don't understand how you overpaid the chemist. Did you tip them?
