What's annoying me today

You should double down. Upgrade the flight to oligarch-class with extra blow-jobs at great expense with no takebacks, then make numerous essential commitments that require you to have taken the flight. After all.. there’s no chance at all that we’ll actually make the final so even considering what you would do if we did is fool shit.

I've just realised I'm a Poll Clerk for the elections next Thursday. Stupid cunt Jake.

If you go with option 2 make sure to have a vpn on your phone set to Canada before you take off

Surely you'll be booking a flight to Istanbul to sniff coke from their bags and eat all their kebabs?

Not sure if same for Canadian stuff but also need to be in airplane mode to get Sky to work overseas as well as UK VPN

Exercise bike went wrong last week. It suddenly felt like pedalling through concrete. Figured out that either the control board or the resistance magnet motor or both had gone wrong. Ifit recommended someone Sheffield based to come and fix it, though we had to wait until Tuesday. Apparently it was the control board. He replaced it. Next day it was just the same as before. Apparently the bloke can't come back for 2 weeks.
We've spotted that a place in Nottingham is selling the newer model for £700 including a 2 year warranty. We've decided to buy it.
I'll leave Mrs Rave to chase the repair man for any refund. She's very good at that sort of thing.

Is walking up and down Boza hill to the offy not enough exercise?

Offy? Majestic Wine home delivery thank you very much.

I’ve not lived in the area for some time but has “beer-off” disappeared from the local lexicon?

There's no need for that sort of language.

Been saying that for years! Eh, eh.

I say, I've been saying that for years! Isnt it!?

Do you not have VPN on your phone?
Also, dodgy streaming services give much less of a shit.

My wife started cycling last year.
No idea where she is now. Could be anywhere.
Etc...

Woke up at 7am today for absolutely no reason. Really could have done with the extra kip as well.