What's annoying me today

Got distracted while cooking my eggs and now the yolks aren't runny.

Hard yoke is for winners.

Hard egg yolks are for people who like their steak cooked well done, and their beer fizzy and under 4%.

I drink premium lager these days.

Madri might be less toxic than Carling but it still doesn't qualify as premium.

Were you bumming a dog?

If so you may have rabies.

This is true, I read it online somewhere just this week.

Maybe the dog was bumming him and he was enjoying it so much he forgot about undercooking his eggs and then he still got rabies.

I sold Mrs Les phone through UR.com in June. As expected they reduced the price but we accepted.

We have been periodically been chasing and a couple of weeks ago we got an email saying we were being paid imminently.

I chased again, and today we received an email giving an absolutely fixed payment date of 27 July 2027.....

To be honest I'd given up on the money a few weeks ago, it wasn't a fortune (about £90) but would have paid for a meal. But just to say, don't use this company.

Not that anyone else would have been stupid enough to.

Mrs Les thinks I'm even more of an idiot.

I'm going to claim through small claims court and report them to report fraud. Not in the hope of achieving anything, just to piss them off even a little bit.

But in positive news, they are going to update me every month. So at least we'll stay in touch.

Report them to the bank so they can block the merchant too. Always fun.