Company "virtual social". 150 people across the country, around a third of whom are in three boardrooms in three different cities, the rest logged onto Google Meet. "Everybody go and pour themselves a drink and we'll get started with the Christmas movie quiz!"
Fuck the absolute fuck off. I'm not drinking on a Wednesday afternoon and I'm not doing a fucking quiz. It would be more enjoyable to just do my job.
Sounds like the very epitome of forced fun. Is there not something super urgent that might happen to come up that day, which can only be sorted by you and, by sheer coincidence, at the same time as the 'virtual social'?