• Simonhelp_outline
    2 months ago

    Someone has been shitting in the loo that backs up in the drain.

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Isn't the alternative of not shitting in the loo but elsewhere more annoying?

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Our downstairs toilet is like that too. We are banned from using it

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 months ago

    There are other toilets that don't have the same problem. This one was added by the previous owner and has a corner in the waste pipe that's too sharp. This was, at least, the third time in 10 years I've had to unblock it (to add to the two times I paid someone to do it).

  • pantzcatpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Last year we had to get someone in to unblock our waste pipe, the blockage was caused by the fancy bamboo toilet paper the missus had brought.

  • Russlens
    a month ago

    The complete lack of football that's on today.

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Agreed. Got a bit of time to kill and figured I'd watch a game. Denied.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Do you guys not watch the Serbian Super League?

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    He comes from Serbia

    He'll fucking murder ya

  • trickylens
    a month ago

    About to have 'minor' oral surgery. To remove two teeth. Expecting it to be unpleasant.

    Having a pint first.

  • Gurupanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Ouch. Depending on the teeth, if they are molars, it’s much more painful afterwards so make sure you have lots of drugs available.

  • trickylens
    a month ago

    Actually the whole process, including injections, took under a quarter of an hour. Thanks to a skilled professional extraction expert. Unlike my dentist (very good guy) who took 45 minutes to reduce them to two stumps, and then give up.

    I have very dense bones, apparently, and my roots curl around underneath....like I am the gold standard of impossible teeth extraction. How we laughed about that, before he started kneeling on my chest with pliers.

    Why have all dentists seen Marathon Man, and are determined to re-create the most gruesome scene?

  • Gurupanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Is it safe?

  • noodlehelp_outline
    a month ago

    I had a similar experience with my wisdom teeth. Absolute motherfuckers. At the end it was unclear whether it was me or the dentist who was most traumatised by the experience… which did end with a surgeon on standby in case the bleeding didn’t stop (which, mercifully, it did).

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Some intelligence that our building maybe a protest target today so they put on estra security procedures.

    I was in 25 minutes queue that was growing longer. Some questions I have sent to our facilities guy

    2 card readers sint enough, why can't they have more? And why does the guy on the dorr want to see your pass again 10 seconds after you've just had it scanned? And what is the sniffer dog for, an employee bringing in a bomb? If that's the case shouldn't there be a dog every day if they think employees may do that?

  • a month ago

    We are at the poshest wellness and longevity centre I have ever been to in Montenegro. Unfortunately the bed was so soft last night I was up most of the time with searing Sciatica. What kind of cutting edge bollocks is that???!

    So no sleep, grumpy and in pain. Great fucking start!

    Now I have to parade around naked in Nightgowns being prodded and manhandled all because wifey wanted this for her birthday. I feel hopelessly out of place.

    Chicago: Uncomfortable.

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