What's amusing me today

I wouldn't lump Jake Paul in with those two utter scum cunts.

I wouldn’t go that far. Like, fuck Tommeh Yaxley-Lennon, but that prick from Derby killed a young lad. So fuck them both.

I'm not defending his previous actions, but a guy who got in a late night scrap with a horrible outcome and served his time vs someone whose entire life has been dedicated to propagating hatred and bigotry is not a "both sides bad" scenario in my eyes.

It is. He’s a trained boxer who battered a 19yr old that was 10 stone wet through.

That wasn’t some mistake. At best that lad ended up in hospital. When you’re the size he is and can do what he can with his fists you walk away from arguments with toe rags.

He also knocked his missus about. He’s a cretin.

“ In a separate case, in 2019, Mitchell was convicted of attacking his former partner on two separate occasions.
During the first attack, he jumped on her and punched her in the face multiple times.
During the second attack, he pulled her to the ground and slapped her on the head, threatening to "strangle" her. ”

OK - that’s even worse.

Having a go at that piece of shit Tommiez, isn’t a redemption arc, it’s him doubling down on being a prick.

Fuck them both.

Nothing good comes from Derby. .

It was still funny watching Tommy two names shit his pants and for Britain Firsts Paul Golding to say The only reason Tommy didn’t hit him was because he didn’t want to end up in a Dubai jail.

Everything that Mitchell bloke said was absolutely spot on and whilst I’m not going to defend his past, which has been quite horrendous, it will take a thug to stand up to Tommy and his cronies as no one else will due to the inevitable reprisals.

They can kill each other for all I’d care. Although Tommiez hands seem to limited to women as well as the odd kid/old bloke.

They have a lot in common. They should be friends.

I thought that surname rang a bell, we used to sell prints to that boxer's dads wife, I don't know if she was his mum or not. Met the dad a couple of times, he was a unit who fancied himself. Had no idea about the murdering.

Leicester have released a range of merchandise including mugs and t-shirts celebrating Fatawu's 70 yard goal. That's pretty fucking desperate.

Always said I would never get tattooed below the elbow, below the waist, or above the neck. Completed the trifecta today.

Teardrop to mark your recent spell in the clink?

Forest inside the lower lip a la Scarrett?

Love and hate across the knuckles?

ACAB on the knuckles?

LTLF on your knob?
Full phrase when tumescent.

Maggie portrait on the right calf?

Canadian maple leaf on his left calf.

Maybe just another moose?

Leeds United crest?

Some excellent guesses but all wrong. I already did below the waist last year (rose on my calf while visiting LA) and below the elbow this year (full sleeve on my right arm), yesterday I did above the neck (a small design behind my ear, three of us did it on the spur of the moment while celebrating a friend's 50th).

You were half right @BrettWilliams , but he already did it