I think obviously so.
Mitchell didn't mind, anyway:
I think obviously so.
Mitchell didn't mind, anyway:
The Telegraph decided to delete this article from its website.
Belongs in The Onion, doesn’t it?
I have a very good female friend who I've known about 25 years and she's getting married in September - and she's invited me on her hen do. It's going to be me and ten 35-45 year old women. I've suggested netball then a pyjama party (optional pillow fights) as the activities but it's looking like a country walk then karaoke in the evening.
Better start practising your song. Don't want to look like the only out of place prick. Again.
Maybe she's expecting Shady to fulfill the role of male stripper.
@chicago I know you've got a lot on mate but come on:
Russ spends a whole day at the national bumming festival and the day after 20 hours of constant bumming he is only capable of crawling from his bed to his sofa because either a) his bum hurts so much or b) he's worried he'll get bummed again.
And now:
Jim has been selected as the token gay on a hen do. As long as he keeps his catty comments, "whoopsie daises" and stereotypical limp wristed gestures on point he's got to be in with a very real shout of making bridesmaid.
If you aren't going to call a gay week then I think it could throw your whole predication game off balance ahead of our most promising season in 30 years.
There's a post on the socialz about Wayne Rooney being selected as a permanent pundit on Match Of The Day next season.
Some fella has already commented that he's going to get them relegated to BBC Two.
Sorry for the Twitter link, but this is too funny not to share.
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Drunk man is playing golf. Drunk man is asked by group behind to pick up the pace a little as he is playing very slowly. Drunk man takes objection to this request and has a meltdown, challenging the group behind to a fight. Drunk man has not realised that the group he has just challenge includes former NHL enforcer Nick Tarnasky, who proceeds to give drunk man the most controlled and hilarious ass kicking you'll see this week, including such joys as throwing him in the lake and narrating his own punches.
The more I watch it the more hilarious things I spot, including drunk man's own partner devastating him with the line "off to a good start there buddy" as he hauls himself out of the lake.
It's not very evolved behaviour on anyones part, is it? Including those getting jollies from watching it.
Counterpoint: it's fucking hilarious.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all in favour of idiots getting their comeuppance. I just think we have to try to do better than picking on the disabled. Even if only temporarily through substance abuse.
I'm also grumpy because my knee hurts. Despite orally administered anaesthetic.
Someone who acts like a massive cunt when drunk is a massive cunt. I’m not really into people getting beaten up, but I’m not gonna pretend I’m not ok with massive cunts getting beaten up… and then having the internet laugh at them for it.
Looks staged to me.
NHL Enforcer sounds like some kind of wrestler.
Can confirm is funny