What's amusing me today

It is. It’s just a raggedy one.

I want a sleeve (well, two) but a good one was a grand an arm five years ago so fuck knows what I’d be in for now. Would sooner piss it up the wall.

A bunch of words on his bicep is not a sleeve. In order to be a sleeve it has to cover your arm like, well, a sleeve.

I have a quarter sleeve (shoulder to elbow, outside only) and it cost me two and a half grand (about £1500) seven years ago at a decent parlor, but not one of the really high end ones. A grand for a full arm sounds very optimistic on either price or quality, my guess is you're probably looking at more like three.

Parlor (parlour) always sounds so seedy.

He left himself open, the lad....

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I mean, they're tattoo parlors. There's definitely a seedy edge to pretty much all the ones I've ever been in.

My last tattooist was a 6'2" trans lesbian.

The big man also seems to have been omitted from this, which seems an oversight...

I enjoyed “draw me like one of your French girls.”

He’s so smiley. I love that boy so much. Can we keep him forever? If The Greek fucks us off to Toton I might just be a Murillo fan instead.

I don't want to lose Murillo or MGW if it can possibly be avoided.

Tattoos are only suitable for:

Sailors
Convicts
Stuart Pearce

Doesn't owning a load of ships make him a sailor?

Can't be sure, I suppose at least he's not Stuart Pearce.

He'll not be happy. Probably one less member of the social media team tonight.

Let it go now Paul please

You can't say that, the next month has the potential to be the greatest period of Tricky rants about Kane in the long and illustrious history of Tricky ranting about Kane.