Today I turn 50.
Not sure if it's amusing or depressing.
5 May 2023
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As they say, it’s better than the alternative. Think of it like this: you’re younger today than you’ll ever be again.
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It is so much dumber than that.
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I have eight months left of my forties.
George Clooney once said that men often decline rapidly and suddenly look their age almost overnight.
I think he may be into something, the fucker.
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You’ll be watching your team with some worse players play slightly worse teams and, probably, wining a bit more than you’ve become used to. Stop crying like someone died, you baby.
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Yes that would be Amal. (And I don’t mean Nitrate…)
I reckon that’s what keeps him young.
Chicago: 53 next May.
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Foxestalk. So much gold on there.
Currently I am enjoying the thread where they discuss who they should sign for next season's Championship campaign, amongst others I have seen suggested Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ben Brereton Diaz, Viktor Gyokeres, Cole Palmer and Alex Scott.
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Is Alex Scott to give Maddison something new to wank off to. That isn't himself, on the pitch?
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I think Ben Bre appears on free transfer lists because he’s out of contract at Blackburn but he’s already signed for someone in Spain (?) (Valencia?)
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Terrible predictions.
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Villareal
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New entrants: Djed Spence, Chris Wood (loan, Newcastle covering majority of his salary)
These people are idiots.
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To be fair if we can manage to loan them Chris Wood and get Newcastle to cover his wages that'd be a right result.
Possibly illegal but then it is Leicester.
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Had that song in my head all day…
