If only you had something that could be used to make a fire. I dunno, like some kind of paper that would easily ignite, and that you had in sufficient quantity that you could keep it going for a while.
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Fuck that. I'm burning tories. They are clearly made out of wood.
More easily replaced and less valuable a piece of British heritage than Chic's comics as well. Good shout.
Hold on there Hoss....we are going to need something to get them going...and I don't mean a Russian with a fake diamond mine.
This is a fine joke.
Gasoline might be slightly more expensive, but worth it for the entertainment value. And they'll probably appreciate your support of their fossil fuel sponsors.
For the life of me, I can't work out whether I sub-consciously excavated it, or just wrote it. Seems to be too concise and perfectly formed to be one of mine, but I did re-write it a bit.
No point asking Dishy Rishi.
Doing risk assessments for a show and have to answer the following questions:
OTHER STAND ACTIVITY (please indicate where relevant)
Photographing of or Performance by Promo Girls
Detail number of Girls - not sure if this is asking for phone number
Brief Description of what the Promo Girls will be doingAre you sure you haven't accidentally gotten your trade show mixed up with the Paul Raymond Revue? Easy mistake to make.
Hope not, although if so hopefully they'll Escort me to the right hall.
So how many promo girls do you have? And if you don't have any, are you worried that everyone else will and they'll all be looking at your girl-less stand and laughing and pointing?
If there’s escorts there you’re probably in the right/wrong place.
Is there also a section asking about promo boys? And promo 'prefer not to say'?
If not, one twitter post and that show is going down.
Zero, but fear not, my teenage years have prepped me for such an eventuality.
Looks like Ingo has been on Wiki again.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_from_the_Past_(film)
Poor Garth.
Back in this morning after a week's leave to this line in an email from my boss:
"Let's swirl the strategies on approach to achieve the outcome needed and go from there..."
Could easily have gone in a 'Little pieces of my soul recently deceased' thread, I guess.
