Just realised Richarlison is at spurs. Hope Brennan clatters him again if he showboats in training.
5 May 2023
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He got bogged down in a whole transgender hornet's nest of vipers...
twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1702577806662615338?t=ZwjuJ6MsX9YFCotCjRp_Gw&s=19
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That's funny on two counts. First of all it's funny. Secondly, Andy is a chum of mine.
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This is up there with Dave Beasant and his salad cream.
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Perhaps he'll die?
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Is he secretly a Tory MP?
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Trial will be interesting...
"Were you in prison?"
"Yes."
"Were you released from prison?"
"No."
"Did we find you outside prison?"
"Mmmmmaybe.""I was walking down the stairs towards the kitchen area and slipped, fell into a pile of sheets and next thing I knew, I ended up on a roundabout in Ealing Broadway."
Sounds like a sketch from the Dodgy Tory MP skit on Little Britain.
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Since Brexit this whole country is a prison. Amirite?
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I could only think his argument is along the lines of not being guilty of any crime and wrongfully accused etc, thus he should not be in prison and therefore isn't guilty of escape as he is free leave.
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I liked the whole fiasco with this chap.
Much was made of the terrorist soldier spy who broke out of prison perhaps with the help of Iran and he could be out the country.
He was actually a young man with mental health issues who had planted fake bombs around his base and got out of prison using bed sheets tied under a lorry.
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Greek orthodox dimmer switches...
twitter.com/Exploding_Heads/status/1705174917136728316?t=_q6sYDJuGdIOxFr_rgNmNg&s=19
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I enjoyed that.
Thank the lord someone's looking out for us ;) -
5-0. Living the dream.
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The replies and quote tweets on this: x.com/paddypower/status/1705587044787827085?s=61&t=w-weDDzS0PXEYtazUCi1rg
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Alexa, show me two double-hard bastards...
twitter.com/JonathanPieNews/status/1706956717081141632?t=FJk08dLu12BOoQ8ndhduTQ&s=19
