What's amusing me today

The odious Richard Keys did an astonishing interview with the Times over the weekend - apparently the sit-down was orchestrated by him to 'set the record straight' over claims he'd left his wife while she was fighting cancer to be with a friend of his daughter's.

There are many eye-raising lines in there, but probably the biggest relates to the Christmas after he left his wife when nobody wanted a bar of him. Keys said it was 'his best Christmas ever' because he sat with a bottle of champagne, a can of tuna and watched three films back-to-back.

No mention of whether he then gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in his bare feet...

Think it was the Telegraph not Times.

My general reaction was for a man with his dubious profile in the past he's done well for himself with wife 2.

The weirdest thing about it is that his new wife looks like his daughter's twin sister.

I'm busy, so I've been avoiding this, but bloody hell I'm going to have to start googling Richard Key's wives now.

Wait, what? Isn't his daughter's twin sister also his daughter?

It's a rollercoaster, this thread.

Don't think he has twins. Think Russ is just saying his new wife looks very similar to his own daughter. Which she does.

Russ has a new wife? And a daughter? It is hard to keep up nowadays. I honestly thought he was gay.

Great Escape, Where Eagles Dare and Guns of Navarone, if anyone fancies recreating it.

Knows what he likes, doesn't he?

Sometimes I wish I was, it would be much easier to get laid.

Top or bottom?

Asking for a friend...

Chicago: Community Spirited.

No it definitely would. I have been hit on by many men in the last 18 months. Suspect partly it's because gay men are completely unfussed about straight up telling you they want to fuck you, whereas women are much more demure about such things. At least that's what I'm trying to convince myself.

Port Vale's line up at Chelsea features Sherif, John, Waine.

A number of years ago I said I was done getting tattoos. Then I got a bunch more done over the last couple of years, but when I finished my sleeve last year I said I was definitely done.

This weekend I sent my artist a bunch of ideas for my next big piece, this time going up one side of my back. I'll probably declare this my last one as well. At this point it's gone past midlife crisis and I'm just going to have to accept that I like getting inked.

Foxestalk

Great rant.

This guy is standing in my constituency Sennedd Election. I for one am impressed with his father's medal collection.

Dai hard.

Twatter link alert(no, I can't be arsed to find it elsewhere).

Matt Le Tissier having an argument on the socialz with an AI chatbot about contrails.