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Russ
5 May 2023
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    JimShady
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    23 Dec 2025, 9:25 a.m. 23 Dec 2025, 9:25 a.m.
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    Canadian maple leaf on his left calf.

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    Ingo
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    23 Dec 2025, 10:14 a.m. 23 Dec 2025, 10:14 a.m.
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    Maybe just another moose?

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    BrettWilliams
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    23 Dec 2025, 11:27 a.m. 23 Dec 2025, 11:27 a.m.
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    Leeds United crest?

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    Russ
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    23 Dec 2025, 4:25 p.m. 23 Dec 2025, 4:25 p.m.
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    Some excellent guesses but all wrong. I already did below the waist last year (rose on my calf while visiting LA) and below the elbow this year (full sleeve on my right arm), yesterday I did above the neck (a small design behind my ear, three of us did it on the spur of the moment while celebrating a friend's 50th).

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    JimShady
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    23 Dec 2025, 4:34 p.m. 23 Dec 2025, 4:34 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    rose on my calf while visiting LA

    You were half right @BrettWilliams , but he already did it

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    Russ
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    8 Jan 2026, 3:49 a.m. 8 Jan 2026, 3:49 a.m.
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    Former NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex wife after she went on a podcast and said she divorced him because their sex life died due to the fact that his dick was too big. Specifically, she said it was "like two Coke cans, maybe three".

    This is hilarious on multiple levels.

    people.com/haley-kalil-speaks-out-on-ex-husband-matt-kalil-lawsuit-against-her-exclusive-11880798

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    Mangetout
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    8 Jan 2026, 4:51 a.m. 8 Jan 2026, 4:51 a.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    Former NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex wife after she went on a podcast and said she divorced him because their sex life died due to the fact that his dick was too big. Specifically, she said it was "like two Coke cans, maybe three".

    This is hilarious on multiple levels.

    people.com/haley-kalil-speaks-out-on-ex-husband-matt-kalil-lawsuit-against-her-exclusive-11880798

    Reminds me of the Garricha trial.

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    In October, a judge in Rio de Janeiro turned down a defamation lawsuit brought by the daughters of the late Brazilian soccer player Manuel dos Santos (“Garrincha”) against a biographer who had written that Garrincha was a “sex machine” with a penis nearly 10 inches long. The daughters had thought the disclosure was an insult to the memory of their father, who died in 1983, but Judge Joao Wehbi Dib concluded that, contrary to defamation, most Brazilian men would view such a reputation with great pride.

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    RC
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    8 Jan 2026, 8:43 a.m. 8 Jan 2026, 8:43 a.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    Former NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex wife after she went on a podcast and said she divorced him because their sex life died due to the fact that his dick was too big. Specifically, she said it was "like two Coke cans, maybe three".

    This is hilarious on multiple levels.

    people.com/haley-kalil-speaks-out-on-ex-husband-matt-kalil-lawsuit-against-her-exclusive-11880798

    Maybe he’s heard of the Streisand effect and just wants to make sure everybody knows.

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    BrettWilliams
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    11 Jan 2026, 10:37 p.m. 11 Jan 2026, 10:37 p.m.
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    Manchester United fans moaning about apparently biased refereeing and lack of injury time played at the end of a cup tie they didn't deserve to win.

    Fuck. Right. Off.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    11 Jan 2026, 10:55 p.m. 11 Jan 2026, 10:55 p.m.
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    Having had years of playing until they score it must be an adjustment to be treated like normal clubs for once.

    The fewest genes they will have played in a season since the 1930s I think I heard said.

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    Psychobel
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    12 Jan 2026, 8:37 a.m. 12 Jan 2026, 8:37 a.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    Having had years of playing until they score it must be an adjustment to be treated like normal clubs for once.

    The fewest genes they will have played in a season since the 1930s I think I heard said.

    Man U are troglodytes? Their fans certainly are.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    12 Jan 2026, 10:30 a.m. 12 Jan 2026, 10:30 a.m.
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    Just to correct, it's fewest games since 1914-15 apparently

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    Ingo
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    12 Jan 2026, 10:38 a.m. 12 Jan 2026, 10:38 a.m.
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    You could have edited your original post, doing it this was seems a shameless attempt to increase your post count.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    12 Jan 2026, 11:54 a.m. 12 Jan 2026, 11:54 a.m.
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    I thought about that then thought people may not see the edit and felt it was of utmost importance that the truth is out there.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    12 Jan 2026, 11:55 a.m. 12 Jan 2026, 11:55 a.m.
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    For truth read what I heard on Talksport this morning.

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    zippygotsillyagain
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    13 Jan 2026, 6:22 a.m. 13 Jan 2026, 6:22 a.m.
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    I was watching old videotaped episodes of 15-to1 on Youtube the other day, including the commercials. And this Shredded Wheat one with Cloughie came on and bought back 30+ year old memories

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