I mean, I'm not one for condoning public displays of organised violence that put uninvolved citizens at risk or anything, but that's no John and Trevva ruck at Wapping.
5 May 2023
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My name's John and this is Trevor.
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I'm Chet and this is Brad just doesn't have the same sort of ring to it.
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Slovakia 2 Germany 0
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They should hire a new manager. Ideally a German. Probably one just making his start in international football.
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Peter Crouch came bottom of the prediction league on his own podcast, so for his punishment he had to be a mascot at a Farnham Town game.
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I don't know what Reformed Tories is but I assume based on this it's for the flamboyantly gay wing of the Conservative party.
x.com/terrychristian/status/1964254289280274539?s=19
Also I fucking love Terry Christian on social media. I met him once and thought he was a bit of a berk, but I was wrong. I was kinda obsessing over Dani Behr at the time though, which I think is forgiveable.
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Is he the one that Mark Lamarr punched? I’m not sure anyone could ever live that down.
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A gust of wind just lifted our freestanding airer and dropped it into the swimming pool where it pirouetted a couple of times before settling on the bottom, still upright with all the clothes attached.
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....and thus was the automatic washing machine invented.
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At the time of writing the top two stories on the BBC sports website are about forest and the third is about man cheaty and their cheating. No mention of the world cup qualifier on later anywhere on the front page.
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The problem is, who is going to admit to being a sheepshagger?
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Someone's posted a video on the socialz of some lads draped in St George flags taking a few moments out of the Stephen Yaxley-Lennon 'patriot' event in London to queue at an Indian street-food stall.
"Ere, get out of our country, yeah? But before you do, I'll take some of that delicious scran..."
Again, Scooby Doo was less confused about the stuff going on in his head.
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Awright guv? 1 Chicken Scoobi and a Shaggi Naan please. Fuck off wiv yer Scrappy Doo.
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Wilder has been sacked and reappointed by Sheff Utd without Aston Villa scoring a competetive goal.
