I feel the same. Sadly, it may well hit the target market fair and square.
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Won’t be us. We’ll be in the upper class lounge, not a mere airport lounge where the plebs will be.
Tbf we normally book a lounge when we fly long haul. They’re nothing special but it gets you out of the hustle and bustle for a bit.
The last thing those fat cunts need are free doughnuts.
Calories don't count when you're on holibobs!
Was just sat in a pub nr Heathrow. Nice old inn. Anyroad some bloke at the bar had been extolling the virtues of numerology. How it’s all true etc.
Pretty barmaid says go on, try my dates. So she gives him her birth year dates from which your man reckons he will know all about her.He puts the dates in his app and comes up with his ‘this is you’ she tells him he’s fucking miles off, and the bloke goes ‘yeah, it’s a bit like palm reading or fortune telling innit? You can make it look like anything but it’s rubbish really’
All credit to this bloke, I’ve never seen a bloke fold quite as quickly as that to try and stay onside with a pretty girl. 😂
So what did 'this bloke' try next? Do her portrait in MS Paint?
Classic Loaf.
Back in the game.
Good stuff, unlike your mum who is back on the game.
Sounds like he's cleverly harvesting her details to run some identity fraud to me.
She'll be getting letters from debt collectors about debts she has never heard of in a few months time.
I was thinking about your mum today actually, whilst listening to this classic Goldie Lookin Chain track
Disclaimer: no offence intended to anyone apart from Ingo's Mum.
This reminded me of Flavor Flav rapping "your momma got gold nipple", which has always been one of my favourite lines. I assume it's an insult, but I can't be sure.
Cursing Derby for their last gasp winner...before realising that it won me £250 accumulator.
The definition of filthy rich...Nerd joke, but a good one:
