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Russ
5 May 2023
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    Russ
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    13 Dec 2023, 9:58 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 9:58 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    It's so cold in my house, that if I open the fridge for a minute, the kitchen beeps.

    If only you had something that could be used to make a fire. I dunno, like some kind of paper that would easily ignite, and that you had in sufficient quantity that you could keep it going for a while.

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    tricky
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    13 Dec 2023, 10:03 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:03 p.m.
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    Fuck that. I'm burning tories. They are clearly made out of wood.

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    Russ
    Squad 6402 posts
    13 Dec 2023, 10:10 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:10 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    Fuck that. I'm burning tories. They are clearly made out of wood.

    More easily replaced and less valuable a piece of British heritage than Chic's comics as well. Good shout.

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    tricky
    Board 7321 posts
    13 Dec 2023, 10:17 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:17 p.m.
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    Hold on there Hoss....we are going to need something to get them going...and I don't mean a Russian with a fake diamond mine.

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    Nottingham_Florist
    Squad 541 posts
    13 Dec 2023, 10:19 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:19 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    It's so cold in my house, that if I open the fridge for a minute, the kitchen beeps.

    This is a fine joke.

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    Russ
    Squad 6402 posts
    13 Dec 2023, 10:19 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:19 p.m.
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    Gasoline might be slightly more expensive, but worth it for the entertainment value. And they'll probably appreciate your support of their fossil fuel sponsors.

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    tricky
    Board 7321 posts
    13 Dec 2023, 10:52 p.m. 13 Dec 2023, 10:52 p.m.
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    @Nottingham_Florist has written:

    This is a fine joke.

    For the life of me, I can't work out whether I sub-consciously excavated it, or just wrote it. Seems to be too concise and perfectly formed to be one of mine, but I did re-write it a bit.

    No point asking Dishy Rishi.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 2:52 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 2:52 p.m.
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    Doing risk assessments for a show and have to answer the following questions:

    OTHER STAND ACTIVITY (please indicate where relevant)
    Photographing of or Performance by Promo Girls

    Detail number of Girls - not sure if this is asking for phone number
    Brief Description of what the Promo Girls will be doing

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    Russ
    Squad 6402 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 2:54 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 2:54 p.m.
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    Are you sure you haven't accidentally gotten your trade show mixed up with the Paul Raymond Revue? Easy mistake to make.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 2:57 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 2:57 p.m.
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    Hope not, although if so hopefully they'll Escort me to the right hall.

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    Russ
    Squad 6402 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 2:58 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 2:58 p.m.
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    So how many promo girls do you have? And if you don't have any, are you worried that everyone else will and they'll all be looking at your girl-less stand and laughing and pointing?

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    RC
    Squad 1510 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 2:58 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 2:58 p.m.
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    If there’s escorts there you’re probably in the right/wrong place.

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 3:02 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 3:02 p.m.
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    Is there also a section asking about promo boys? And promo 'prefer not to say'?

    If not, one twitter post and that show is going down.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    2 Jan 2024, 3:38 p.m. 2 Jan 2024, 3:38 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    So how many promo girls do you have? And if you don't have any, are you worried that everyone else will and they'll all be looking at your girl-less stand and laughing and pointing?

    Zero, but fear not, my teenage years have prepped me for such an eventuality.

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    RC
    Squad 1510 posts
    7 Jan 2024, 12:56 p.m. 7 Jan 2024, 12:56 p.m.
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    Looks like Ingo has been on Wiki again.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_from_the_Past_(film)

    Poor Garth.

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    8 Jan 2024, 12:51 p.m. 8 Jan 2024, 12:51 p.m.
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    Back in this morning after a week's leave to this line in an email from my boss:

    "Let's swirl the strategies on approach to achieve the outcome needed and go from there..."

    Could easily have gone in a 'Little pieces of my soul recently deceased' thread, I guess.

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