What I have learned today.

Getting some excellent mileage from this one. Bonus points for ‘eyup’.

Fuck me, never knew that.

My memory outright refuses he shouted anything other than stated. I can’t remember where they were from but I do remember my dad fucking hating the Brigadier.
Not that this was all that out of the ordinary for some of his bosses.

Danny Kendall. Please do keep up.

Macclesfield, Mansfield & Wrexham have beaten more Premier League teams than Tottenham in 2026.

I'm right behind their push to go the whole of 2026 without beating one.

That's a great fact.

It deserves a wider audience.

'Tudor has left Spurs' is the new 'MGW has been called up to the England squad'.

That Chris Wood scores way more goals in peoples heads than he ever has in real life. He may have somehow morphed into Cristiano Ronaldo during the first half against Porto.