Summer transfer window 2026

That's funny. If it is a retro-shirt perhaps you could rearrange the letters so it says Ian Woany? Hope that helps.

The suddenness feels...a bit...weird?
Oh well.
I hope there will be an incoming. Or two. But having spent last season watching Jackson attempting to understudy Kane - often with HILARIOUS RESULTS - I'm not sure I'd fancy his arrival. Unless Glasner thinks he can do something with him. But he strikes me as a bit 'Kalimuendo heavy' quite frankly.
If he can't stick away chances created by Olise and Musiala I'm not sure he's going to be smashing in through balls from McAtee or crosses from <insert wide player of choice here>.

Totally different player to Kane, very much a plan B. Bayern don't ask him to do what Kane does. He is also a lot stronger physically than Kali and bigger. What I don't like about him is his discipline and how wasteful and frustrating he can be, but for raw talent, strength and speed he has it. I would rather we spent £50m on that than Delap. But they will want 60.

Surely Taiwo leaving means someone else is on their way in fairly imminently.

Change it to Taiwon’t.

Its on SSN.

Well, of course he is. Jackson wasn't dropping deep to ping 40 yard balls to Olise before hailing a taxi to the penalty area. But he was still leading the line of one of the most free scoring teams around and not doing a great job of it. Offside a lot, not a great finisher and yes, attitude questions.
50 million? No thanks.

I’m sorry Nic Jackson. Woo! Not for 50 mil!

When he missed a sitter in one game I posted 'sorry miss, Jackson - are you for real?' on the Bavarian Football Works match thread.
With HILARIOUS etc...

Taiwoz

Tai-woe

Taiwent

Tai-go, surely?

So farewell then, Taiwo Awoniyi.
You secured our first home win
back in the Premiershipleague
by the skin of your teeth
or was it
the teeth of your shin?
What a pity
you hit the post versus Leicester
with yourself, rather than the ball.
Keith's Mum says she was also sent to Coventry
when she had an affair with the milkman.
I'm not sure she has got that
quite right.

E J Thribb (17 and 3/4 million, hopefully).

Tai-no or Un-taiwo?

Paging KWS...

Pleeeease Taiwo, etc.