I wasn't suggesting any of them are rubbish. I'm pointing out that Newcastle have been perfectly able to spend a lot of money.
'Who have the Saudis bought for us?'
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30 Mar 2026
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Eddie Howe is a cunt. He was a cunt at Bournemouth. He was a cunt at Newcastle. He'll be a cunt wherever he ends up next.
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Cuntinuous.
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Space-time cuntinuity.
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Maybe Howe could get a job in Europe and go cuntinental.
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Or he could just take over at Derby
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Why didn't you say Derby Cunteh? It was right there.
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Cuntinuum?
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Belatedly FTFY.
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If Howe is famed for being a cunt does that make him a member of the clitterati?
The old ones etc...
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If Howe played in a double pivot would it be called a cuntilever?
Although 'a rigid structural element supported at only one end, allowing the opposite end to extend outward into space unsupported' sounds more like a Megson or Dyche set up.
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It's what I meant, damnit. Still, cunt be helped now.
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I took the horse to the trough. It’s really up to him if he drinks from it.
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Or sCunthorpe.
