Pre-season 2026

If it didn't matter last season when we didn't score, it presumably doesn't matter this season that we have.

Given that we managed 1 goal last pre-season (in a 3-1 defeat to Fulham) and at one stage last season went something like 90 shots without scoring I'm happy that we're putting the round thing in the netty thing whatever the opposition.
Something something confidence, something momentum etc...

Under 21s playing Rio Ave (presumably also a youth team) behind closed doors at 1030. Guessing that's not available to watch.

The academy account tweeted around half an hour ago that they are 3-1 down with Sillah scoring.

Ended 5-2.

I hope he makes it and becomes known as 'Ar' or 'Bugger'.

He won't, but still.

According to someone called Doris on the Twatter we're 2-0 up against Vitoria (Dominguez and Jesus).
I have no idea whether to believe her.

Doris was talking shit.

1-1. Jesus.

Maybe Dominguez scored for them

Bit harsh on Doris.

I'm looking forward to this joke never getting tired every time someone updates when Jesus scores one of his 25 goals next season.

Forest beat Portimonense 2-1 this morning.
Taiwo (pen) and Schlager.

There's got to be a Born Slippy chant in there somewhere for our Austrian recruit, surely?

Surely there comes a point where Taiwo scores and reveals his 'God is Great' t-shirt and then Igor scores and reveals a t-shirt saying 'but Jesus is Greater'.

There’s a “God saves but Jesus scores from the rebound joke” in there somewhere but I’ve had a few pints so fuck knows.

That's the Old v New Testament right there.