Other club football

Sentences I never expected to type presents 'we're all Stoke and Doncaster today, aren't we?'
Well, I am. Got to do something with Forest and Leicester Tigers playing tomorrow and Bayern's latest defensive clown show not kicking off until 5.30.

VAR using a slo mo replay to call a pretty obvious block a headbutt, and get a Brentford player sent off. I have no love for Brentford but that's a garbage decision.

Edit: that said the player seemed completely fine with the decision, so maybe it was a bit more intentional than I thought it looked.

LiVARpoo strike again.

Worrall scores for Burnley

Impressive, given Burnley played last night and he joined Wrexham a few weeks ago.

Derby behind at home to Stoke.

He has however scored for those Welsh cunts, which is annoying because a Preston win would put Derby bottom.

And now he has a second.

Derby's captain goes off injured. If it was pretty much anyone other than them I'd have a degree of sympathy for their absolutely brutal injury record this season. As it is, it provides a convenient excuse for their manager to keep his job.

Brentford down to 9 in stoppage time, but still only losing 2-1. Barcola looks nothing like the money so far, he's had so much of the ball and has consistently made bad decisions with it.

Palace 2 down in 7 minutes with an own goal and a goal from the halfway line.
Which would be a lot funnier but for last weekend.

Make that 3 in 10 minutes.
Don't let Marinakis know or he'll sack Glasner before kick off.

Does show how shit Palace are. Yet we are shitter!

Does shows how shit Palace are. Yet we are shitter!

Don't threaten me with a good time

Sunderland's Luke O'Nien has written a social media apology for their loss at Bournemouth yesterday, the first line of which is interesting:

"The manager's tactics and set-up today were poor and simply not good enough."

One to keep an eye on.