Gloriously Forest. Russ will be loving this.
9 Oct 2026
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Fuck this.
They are shit.
We couldn’t hit a blue whale’s arse the size of the observable universe with a cathedral organ made of a billion galaxies, even if it were nailed to a barn door spanning the entirety of space-time and we were standing six inches away.
Karma has deafeted us.
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It’s going to be a very long season.
I enjoyed the international break as didn’t have to watch this shit.
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Oh look, Ndoye's missed again.
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Remember folks, the Championship is fun too.
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And we won't be on TV as often.
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If we create this many chances every week we will not be going down. This is karma, Russ's bullshit cursing and possibly Delap being 2026's Connor Wickham.
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And now Wood is missing sitters.
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Diomande looks like he's never played football before. Every goal conceded he has been all over the shop, no idea where to run, who to mark.
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The equaliser was Kamada's first Premiershipleague goal after 68 appearances and 44 shots.
Charity FC. -
Well. We did make them our bitch. Statswise. Apart from the teensy almost insignificant goal stat.
Personally I'd give up some of that running about and possession, for the ability to kick it into the netty thing when we have the chance to. But I understand that the shitty Spanish dancing coach has made that unfashionable. With massively the best squad in the league. Assembled by cheating. Who fucked off when he might have awkward questions to answer.
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This one’s going to piss me off for a few days.
To be fair to Glasner, his game plan has worked and that’s a 4 nil half time lead with even a half competent strike force.
The problem is when they keep missing it exposes the poor defensive unit. Diomonde was utter shit, and Sels has fallen off a cliff.
Can’t decide whether Glasner was an idiot for not wanting more players in, or grateful that the next manager has a bit to spend in January.
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Anyway, we are second in the league based on XG.
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It's so far wrong, at both ends of the scale, that I like to think of it as 'mG'*.
What is most frustrating is that these people think they are measuring something useful. Seriously kids, you know more about the game using your eyes....and stop betting on everything, they are mugging you off.
* meaninglessGUESSWORK
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Not really. As usual, I'll wait patiently for you all to realise that I was right. About Glasner, about 3 at the back, about Delap, about McAtee and Schlager. Hopefully Marinakis realises it quicker than some of you appear to want to.
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The problem being we don't have a half decent strike force.
