• Jakepanorama_fish_eye
    16 hours ago

    No, that's "the winter of our discontent".

    The "winter of discontent" refers to the strikes and high inflation of the winter of Nottingham Forest's glorious first European Cup.

    If you talk about the wither of discontent, most knowledgeable people would know you're talking about the happy days. But talk about the winter if our discontent and they'll think you're going to bang on about literature. Clearly two different phrases.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    15 hours ago

    Shakespeare was a cunt.

  • 13 hours ago

    I believe he was prohibited from entering pubs.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    12 hours ago

    Took me a while...

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    11 hours ago

    In less highbrow news we have a wasp nest at work. I sort advice from 3 different people and all of them poo-pooed my idea of filling it with expanding foam. Rather than seek a 4th opinion I've decided to fill it with expanding foam. Unfortunately not all the wasps were at home at the time so there are currently about 40 wasps outside our front door going apeshit. This is not ideally for passing trade.

  • 10 hours ago

    'If I be waspish, best beware my sting'.

  • Charliepanorama_fish_eye
    10 hours ago

    In angry wasp news, I trapped one beneath the concave base of a pint glass the other day. It wasn’t pleased. Later, I did wonder what happened when the glass was picked up. Nothing on the news so far though.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    10 hours ago

    That's enough Aristotle jokes for one day, Rave. Thank you.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    7 hours ago

    Wasp latest: I think they are eating the expanding foam, or at least found a way round it, so I've decided to up my game and got 2 cans of contact adhesive to learn them with.

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    7 hours ago

    In years to come scientists will trace back the great wasp takeover of the world to this day.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    5 hours ago

    It'll certainly give those Russians somat to think about.

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