What is Burnham going to do to my national insurance bill and corporation tax?
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Raise it you bloated capitalist.
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What will he do to Google and Amazon's?
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Just finished my last Easter egg. There's one left in the fridge, but it isn't mine. Hmmm
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You're a grown ass man. Buy your own chocolate.
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Stolen tastes better.
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The kids Easter eggs are still in the cupboard (we were away at Easter). They are the age now where they will know if I’ve eaten them but I keep being tempted to take the risk.
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Eat them and blame it on the kids. "One of you must've eaten them". They will fight about it. You get all the chocolate, they blame each other, classic divide and rule.
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Neither careless nor deliberate apparently. Settled at £40K.
Farage is corrupt in the millions and yet there's no question over his validity. -
I find the radio adverts suggesting that 2/5 people who have used 'illegal' streams have suffered financial loss interesting. These people should 'be stream aware,' and seek official sources. Apparently.
5/5 people who use official streams suffer financial loss.
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It's the modern day equivalent of the old TV detector vans.
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Found what looks to be an owl pellet on my first floor balcony.
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I regularly have to correspond with a couple of people called "Jack".
I always start my emails "Hi Jack". Can't stop myself.
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I like these, they get me through the day.
Anyone called Heide I want to open with Heide Hi but bottle it.
Anyone called Scott, if it's in the morning I always go with Morning Scott despite being a Hi kind of guy, because Morning Scott is the opening line in Top Gun.
Printing t-shirts is a laugh a minute.
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Jean is another good one.
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I don't suppose you've ever had a customer called Vi Etnam?
