Roughly how far back are you going?
Kevin Davis?
Kevin Nolan?
Dean Holdsworth?
Jay Jay Ockocha?
Sam 'pint of wine' Allardyce?
Kevin Davies was never as prolific as I thought he was. And he wasn't really fat, but he always looked it. Filthy bastard though.
Was it Kevin Davis who (in)famously had the one Engerland cap and then suffered cow-arse-banjo issues forevermore or am I making that up entirely?
I want to suggest Jon Parkin but I think Bolton is one of the few northern clubs he didn't play for.
Peter Kay
Mr PNE in my head.
Barnsley, surely?
No, is the answer. That was Michael Ricketts, apparently.
@Psychobel Is your mystery person Michael Ricketts?
Who was the Bolton player that Stanley Victor twatted after he came off the bench and scored?
Wasn't it Phil Brown?
Is it possible that there's nobody that actually fits the description? Thus proving that @Psychobel's memory is as bad as mine.
