Mundane Moments

If we don't beat liverpool by at least 3 clear goals Russ is a knobhead.

What is he if we do?

If we don't beat Liverpool it's because you left it too long and the relegation slide you caused may be too far gone to be interrupted.

Everyone knows you don't beleive in and therefore understand prediction ju-ju.

Is ju-ju the same as hoodoo in footballing terms or is a hoodoo brought on by a negative ju-ju?

Would Izzy Stradlin's first post Guns n Roses project have fared better commercially if they had been called The Hoodoo Hounds and would The Wildhearts still have supported them on their UK album promotional tour of 1992 and would I still have seen then them Rock City in the December of that year?

I do not want to even begin to factor voodoo into the hoodoo ju-ju.

This has nothing to do with predictions and everything to do with your wilful and frankly disrespectful lack of commitment to the cause.

On the plus side, when we beat Liverpool you'll be able to claim some of the credit for it.

What is a talkcab anyway? Is it anything like a fake taxi?

I had two different sorts of hummus for a late-ish lunch.

I'm tired this morning so might treat myself to a sausage cob when the cob van turns up.

I just blew my nose and it sounded like the start of The Cutter by Echo and the Bunnymen. It wasn't intentional, but I was pleased and a little proud.

Steve Cooper just sighted going for a run round Keyworth.

And lo, there was sausage.

It was very late.