Made up names

Forgot to mention this at the weekend but Stoke have a played called...
Million Manhoef.
Which sounds like an old description of the Baywatch and Knightrider 'star'.

Alan Nixon

The manager of Qarabag is called Qurban Qurbanov, which is clearly the best name synergy since Wolfgang Wolf was coach of Wolfsburg.

And their match v Chelsea is being played at The Russian Linesman stadium, which is nice.

Jocky Scott the Scottish Scot at Notts used to quite amuse me for some reason.

Packers Broncos

Bo Nix

Willum Willumsson

Ibane Bowat.

Sithole.

This thread's going to get quite busy over the next couple of weeks, isn't it?

Hugo Broos
(well attired, no doubt)